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carrot cakes

When a female sticks a carrot in her ass.
Oh shit she blessed me with those carrot cakes.
by justsomedewd March 17, 2021
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When you bake a cake

Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,
that's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake)
Cake at Stake!
Every day, I think of all the things I'll make
With my pans, my mixer and my oven tray.
Get the eggs, the flour and the butter sticks
Or get lazy and just make it with a mix.

Maybe strawberry shortcake, I'll never get bored of it,
Vanilla, and chocolate, and funfetti, oh!
Red velvet or carrot, and no matter, I swear
That it'll be the best ever to take to the show!

Every night, I think of people I'll invite
To my stage when my cake is looking just right!
Wish you could taste, I made it really good and stuff
Hope the way it looks on camera is enough.

Making pumpkin and lemon, banana, it's heaven
With some frosting or fondant or glaze or ganache.
With so many cakes, now my schedule is crazy
But I bake so impatiently 'cause I LOVE CAKE, OH MY GOSH!

When you bake a cake,
Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,
That's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake, stake)
Cake at Stake! (Cake at-)

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
by The Power of MY FUCKING ASS September 23, 2025
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Birthday Cake

When your mom and/or dad lets you practice anal on them as your birthday present as they couldn't afford that new hot wheels play set at walmart
Person 1: Bro My Dad gave me that Birthday Cake and my ball sack still hasn't recovered
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave
by dgarretson530 June 5, 2019
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Cake

Verb: to display excessive entitlement, a distinctive feature of the glamorous citizens of Edina, Minnesota.
That Edina chick was totally caking when she asked for a new Lexus for her 16th birthday.

Did you see that dude cake me? He wanted me to give him a ride down to the mall .. and I wasn't even going there.
by Curt Reply October 13, 2012
mugGet the Cakemug.

10P cock cake

when you get 10 big guys and and to nut at the same time on a preferably skinny woman.
dang bro, we just had our first 10p cock cake
by sigma penis March 31, 2023
mugGet the 10P cock cakemug.

cake on the phone

To flirt with someone online. Being sweet on someone
About to put these kids to sleep so I can “cake on the phonewith you 😂
by ClapCheeks October 1, 2022
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Caking

When you have a mindless fuck session with someone of great importance to you.
Oh yeah, I was caking Stacy last night after prom.”
by Ol’ Mustard Wrangler July 5, 2019
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