Chocolate sheet

When your arse is itchy but your having a poo, you use a tissue to scratch, you look at the tissue and its covered in shit thick like Nutella spread

person 1; my arse is itchy...
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue

person 1: But ill shit

person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!

by kyleisnotcoolatallstoptellingm June 03, 2022

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Sticky Chocolate Spillage

When you fuck a girl in her pussy and cum inside her whilst she is exploding with diarrhea

I fucked Becky in the bathroom and came inside her whilst she was shitting, it was a real sticky chocolate spillage

by Your local faggot May 11, 2025

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Chocolate Dobber

Chocolate Dobber.......When asking for a quarter of chocolate sweets from the top shelf just to get a glimpse of the fine shop assistant's arse (female)

"Excuse me miss, can I get a look at your Chocolate Dobbers"

Whilst pointing to the top shelf, no such sweet may exist, this is merely a tactic employed to get the assistant reaching up high

by MaineMen July 01, 2014

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i am chocolate

1- person who likes to have a lot of sex with black men

2- a rich person who is very stingy, capable of choosing to stop doing basic things in order to save money

i am a chocolate person because I prefer to stop bathing than stop buying things online
do you have sex with a black man? yes i did, because i am chocolate

by bigsmoke59 April 18, 2023

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