Wowzers my guy I'm depressed.

A phrase to easily show how depressed you are, even though 56% of the time its a joke.

Random person: "You're stupid"

Another random person: "Wowzers my guy I'm depressed."

by ImHereUnfortunatly April 13, 2019

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guy that stalks kids outside of school

He's creepy as hell and you should not go close to him. He will probably kidnap and do some weird shit to you. He's an interesting fellow. But that's just life I guess. :D

Kid 1: Hey, who that guy over there.
Kid 2: Oh, he's just the guy that stalks kids outside of school. He kidnaps kids.
Kid 1: Oh, is that what happened to Kid 3.
Kid 2: Sadly, yes. I haven't saw him ever since.
Kid 1: Well, he's probably dead.
Kid 2: Well shit.

by pink testicles January 25, 2021

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National Grab A Guys Dick Day

Girls grab guys dicks!!!!!!

Go and grab his dick without a reason taken or not it's national grab a guys dick day!!!

by Trendy National days May 25, 2018

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white guy's lip-bite

The pathetic display a white teenage male produces when asked about sexual relations. He preforms this before explaining his sexual exploits to a friend or co-worker.

Dude 1: So what happened between you and Rachel last night?

Dude 2: (white guy's lip-bite) ohhhh! stuff went down!

by maxter723 March 1, 2009

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Dude Guys I Don't Know

1. (Adj.) A state of being in a relationship where one is not dating the other person yet and is thinking about giving up. They may be close to being in a relationship, but they aren't because one member is in this state. Similar to being "It's Complicated."

"Hey, Are you dating that chick yet?"
"Nah, I'm Dude Guys I Don't Know."

"How's it going with that girl from that thing?"
"Eh, I hung out with her but I think she is Dude Guys I Don't Know."

by An Original Dude Guy April 2, 2009

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