cakes and candles

An ironically cooler way to say Happy Birthday

Sadie: it’s Aisha’s birthday

Maddie: Cakes and Candles Aisha, T-up

by T1yotT January 23, 2024

Cake

Dat robust ass

Person one: Do you know Keltzy?
Person two: Like Keltzy with that cake CAAAAAKE??

by Bennettforsenate February 28, 2019

creamy cake

Somebody who swings both ways

"Shut up yew fuckin creamy cake"

by malfunction March 10, 2014

Cake Patch

Describes a girls ass that needs plowing

I wouldn’t mind tending to that cake patch

by Beastman91 June 15, 2024

tuby tit cakes

(of a person or animal) having a large amount of excess flesh

Tuby tit cakes can't catch the ball

by 3oru28'uwe'[o[ej[o132qiuj November 12, 2018

Cake day

A moment during or after a stressful time in which you take a break and eat something you love ( like cake)

It doesnt have to be cake, it can be cookies, pastries, or just cream and berries. It can be deepfried creamfilled and covered in chocolate or a tiny carrot cake cupcake for all we care. If it helps you relax because everybody need a cake day.

In reference to the white collar office non birthday

Because frankly, everybody needs a cake day

by Theamazinggeek August 22, 2018

Cake Smushing

The sexual gratification of cake sqaushing with feet or posterior.

She didn't get her thrills from big cock John... instead she gets off on a bit of cake smushing.
That black forest gateau never saw it coming!

by Qhwan August 11, 2021