The headache immediately following a day of thinking through distractions. And arguing with invisible friends. Unsuccessfully...
by TotalFiction January 10, 2020

when your rich white blonde friend friend with millions of friends forces sex on his girlfriend, when the creepy neighbour forces sex on the 14 year old girl next door, when the husband forces sex on his wife because "she is his property" or when the priest in the church touches little boys in places he shouldn’t or when a man is forced to fuck because "men never say no".
by ifjamescordenwantsithecangetit November 19, 2022

When you take a math test and you KNOW how to do every single one of the problems, but have forgotten the formulas in order to answer any of the questions
Test Question: "Find the distance between the points (1,1) and (7,3)."
You: Fuck, what was the distance formula again?
After the test: Man that test really formula raped me.
You: Fuck, what was the distance formula again?
After the test: Man that test really formula raped me.
by Maxog December 21, 2013

When you aren't horny, but you still masturbate (normally out of sheer boredom).
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.
Intellect: Ya yesterday I was super bored, so I did DIY rape.
Retard: How can you rape yourself?
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.
Retard: How can you rape yourself?
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.
by crispypiss December 11, 2018

When a person posts a photo with an excessive amount of filters to the point where they look unrealistic. Usually resembling a contestant on RuPaul’s Drag Race or a blurred out smudge on the lens with eyes
by Tractorgasm April 30, 2019

When you are about to be drug raped into an even deeper cocaine high, then Brett Bennett comes in, with an opinion, that nobody else, but himself, was self designed to self destruct your own opinion, upon the answering, of his own manically plotted question, to make you rethink your decision to ever do drugs with anyone you’ve ever thought it was safe to do experimental drugs around......or ever again....
‘’HOW DARE YOU SUBJECT ME TO THIS SAME BRETT BENNET DRUG RAPE BULLSHIT YOUVE DEALT ME FOR THE PAST SIX YEARS......Nicolas Morley!!!!’
by Tightboxrocker420 May 29, 2018

Wallet rape: adjective.
Used in the sense that something takes consistent amounts of money. Typically used when referring to games with microtransactions or constant downloadable content you must pay for to continue playing. Could also be used in other situations such as a popular stripper at the club.
Used in the sense that something takes consistent amounts of money. Typically used when referring to games with microtransactions or constant downloadable content you must pay for to continue playing. Could also be used in other situations such as a popular stripper at the club.
Man 1: Hey you should play world of warcraft.
Man 2: No way man that game is wallet rape
Man 1: Yo have you gotten a lap dance from Cookie yet? She's fine as hell.
Man 2: Nah brah that bitch is some wallet rape
Man 2: No way man that game is wallet rape
Man 1: Yo have you gotten a lap dance from Cookie yet? She's fine as hell.
Man 2: Nah brah that bitch is some wallet rape
by Mr Fluffy Paws September 22, 2017
