Yngwie Malmsteen

Guitarist that likes to play for way to long and takes up some of Satch and Vai's time.

Man, I went to G3 amd Yngwie Malmsteen took so long that Satch and Vai were only on for 10 minutes.

by MetalMoe June 11, 2004

YNG

An acronym for " You'll never guess."

YNG what I did last summer.

by Jo Bingle July 1, 2008

yngwie malmsteen

Yngwie Malmsteen, the extremely fast virtuoso, listened to hendrix, one of his inspiration. He got into 100 best solos....but only one song
Hes not very creative at writing tabs but the solo in "black star" got into 100

Yngwie Malmsteen....not so nice guy

by Sex Maniac September 8, 2004

YNWA

You'll Never Wank Alone
Typically added to the end of any rant by delirious scousers living on past glories so as to comfort other delirious scousers by letting them know other wankers are there for them

andy carrol iz da gretest strykr n d world
YNWA

by 19not18...19;) July 17, 2011

Yngwie Malmsteen

Swedish guitarist and COMPOSER who is literally light years ahead of all the dumbed-down, power-chord limited MORONS out there and in here, who have not the intelligence or SOUL to recognize the Yngwie writes the greatest pieces and songs, so far superior to their little gimmick-laden tin gods, Vai and Satch, that their pathetic little minds can't wrap around even a fraction of the genius. And that he plays with INFINITELY more feeling and emotion, despite the vastly superior speed and technique - these morons think that effort and strain = emotion. They have not a clue about classical music and virtuosity.

So they say he sucks and his music is masturbation. Easy cop out for a bunch of talentless, brainless little worms!

Ritchie Blackmore + Jimi Hendrix + Allan Holdsworth + Al DiMeola + Paganini + Bach + Van Halen + Mozart + Uli Roth + Django Reinhart = some of Yngwie Malmsteen....

by FretMaster August 19, 2009

ynts

an acronym for "your not that smart"

kid#1: i didn't take your cookie! what are you talking bout?

kid#2: uh huh. sure i bet you didn't. thats why theres cookie crums on your shirt. ynts!

by iNeNe100 August 15, 2009

YNDM

You Not Da Man, the opposite of YDM, used in describing someone who did something negative or weak.

"You missed the game winning shot Mikey G, YNDM"

by Jman33 April 22, 2008