shlong wangler

someone who wangles shlongs

"hey britney quit wrangling my shlong while in trying to wash it"

by Swift December 13, 2003

snake wrangler

Someone who wrestles the "snake" or penis. Often a derogetory term. Homosexuals are bad people.

Zack is a crazy snake wrangler

by MrSnuggles September 25, 2004

Cock wrangler

A girl who convinces a guy that she does indeed want his cock, and when the metaphorical erect organ becomes present submits it to cruel rejection. This is different then a cock tease in that teasing can almost be pleasurable this one really grabs and twists your dick.

She said "You should ask some random sophomore." She was the only sophomore in sight and only sophomore I would consider asking out so I assumed she was suggesting I ask her; to which she replied "oh, I'm sorry I don't want to date right now." She later suggests you get coffee together after rubbing her ass very hard against someone you hate. What a fucking cock wrangler.

by Asufferingman February 9, 2008

Baby Wrangler

The manager of a large group of engineers. This collection of social inbreds requires massive amounts of attention to all of their petty needs. While they may be able to solve complex technical problems, the trade-off is that they struggle and ultimately flounder with the most basic day-to-day tasks, e.g. remembering to tie one's shoes, tuck in one's shirt or that all of your co-workers may not appreciate canned tuna as a choice of cologne.

Brian. Brian thought that he could make a difference by becoming engineering manager, only to find out that 99% of his time would be spent as a baby wrangler.

by Mike UntIsWet May 2, 2008

wrangler dangler stranglers

skin tight, ill fitting, stonewashed jeans that look ridiculous

here ey, look at that blokes pants, it looks like it cutting off the circulation to his balls

aye, proper wrangler dangler stranglers

by marrajam September 25, 2011

Wangled

(Verb) Wangled
Derived from the English word tangle, wangled is when multiple wires or cables are tangled

(Noun) Wangle
When there is a wangle of wires or cables

(Verb)
My wires got so wangled when I tried to let my girlfriend play Gear of War!

(Noun)
Dude, look at that wangle near my xbox!

by ZarahGutman December 30, 2008

Wranger

Word used to describe a short, red-haired pasty child, around the years of 13-15, who hangs around with friends of similar hair color, only taller, and less popular. Friends must only be able to get revenge via thier Uncles, or other close relatives. Typical names of a 'wranger' consist of 'Karl', 'Morris', 'shane' (asian varient).

Morris, who never visits the beach, and hangs out with smaller friends to fill his day.

by John Miller February 24, 2004