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Watching Roku

When you are at an elevated level in mind, and/or zone out, and do something you normally wouldn’t.
He forgot to open the front door before walking out, he must’ve been watching Roku.
by Saint Longwei November 29, 2025
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Sleep Watching

A condition of falling asleep while watching TV. Most often seen when a boring show has just ended. It is most often found in Ben Hatley but also is seen in his wife, Olivia. They don't watch TV together much because of this. It is intensely hard to treat.
Ben: Hey Liv, I think 'Bodies in Motion' is on the TV. Want to watch it?

Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.

Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?

Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.

Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.

Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.

Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?

Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')

(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)

Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!

Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 23, 2011
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Buzzedbird watching

Watching birds live their lives while having a buzz.
We sat on the porch all day long drinking beer and watching the birds..buzzedbird watching sure is relaxing!
by Slisa1972 October 9, 2012
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jog watching

The act of creepily or lustfully watching someone jog.
by Max Bronson November 3, 2015
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jog watching

The act of creepily or lustfully watching someone jog or exercise.
by Max Bronson November 19, 2015
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Bird watching

Observing female on female porn.
I went to a bird watching site to find lesbian porn and got kicked off the site because it was apparently an actual site for photos of birds.
by Nikistreet slumber April 7, 2016
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retard watching

When a retard does something stupid for no reason, and you start to awkwardly watch.
The kid stood up in class and began to furiously hump his chair, as I began awkward retard watching.
by Markimoo777 May 14, 2016
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