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ass witch 

When your Mom is really pissed and beats your ass. She's an ass witch.
My Mom was such an ass witch when I came home late last night.
ass witch by MegaAssWitched April 6, 2005

Mexican Witch Doctor 

The Mexican Witch Doctor is a sex move a girl performs on a man in which a flexible woman does the splits while being penetrated by the mans penis in which she spins 360 degrees continuously.
Hey, jump on my dick and spin. Do the Mexican Witch Doctor.

The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe 

A book by C.S. Lewis in which four siblings find a passageway to a magical land in the back of an old wardrobe.
I have read 'The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe' at least once a year since i was 12. After 14 years, it is still much better than this Harry Potter nonsense.

Blair Witch 

1. Point Blank

2. Directly, Precisely

Usually used with extreme emphasis.
1. I was playing COD and I turned the corner and this dude just shoots me in the head, BLAIR FUCKING WITCH with a shotgun.

2. On my way to work, I was going through this intersection on some guy runs the light and t-bones me BLAIR WITCH in the passenger side door!
Blair Witch by BFunk McH March 12, 2010

glass witch 

1. a very rude, very basic individual that you can see right through, often associated with a basic bitch

2. also refers to someone who is a bitch but has never been caught in the act of being said bitch, thus being clear as glass of blame of their behaviour

3. also refers to a bitch/ rude person specifically female that sells meth (highest grade of meth (glass grade))
1. there is no point talking to her she is a glass witch

2. you can never catch her in the act, she's a glass witch

3. bro, that hoe sells the best shit, too bad she's a glass witch
glass witch by butterpat April 21, 2015

Eggplant Witch 

standing no taller than five foot one, she is an iconic history teacher at Rockport High School that roa.s the halls resembling a creature with the body of an eggplant and the head of a witch
Jonah: You see Mrs Herman today?

Sean: Dude she's a fuckin Eggplant Witch
Eggplant Witch by peskatarian February 18, 2019