Wisconsin badger

someone who constantly gives annoying advice, outdated opinions, or other very bothersome "help" with anything.

Store salesman: Hi, can I help find something in particular.
You: No thanks, we're just looking.
Store salesman: We have a 20% off sale on merchandise that nobody purchased last fall.
Your friend: Please don't badger us with your sales pitch.
store salesman: No problem, would you like to sign up for the club membership discount card and receive a marginal 10% discount off of already discounted items and junk mail at your home address. It's "free".
You: Let's get outta here; this guy is a Wisconsin badger.
Your friend: Later WB we're outta here.

Wisconsin badger by wnb3 November 13, 2005

Wisconsin Wedge 

When you have a wet fart which results in an itchy ass and the scraching of the ass crack results in a wedgie.

Do I scratch my itchy asscrack and risk a Wisconsin Wedge?

Wisconsin Wedge by 57duetsch06 January 7, 2010

Wisconsin Cheese Curd

When you water board someone with queso while stuffing their butt with cheese curds.

My hair and farts smelled like cheese for a week after that Wisconsin Cheese Curd.

Wisconsin Cheese Curd by SassyPanda03 September 21, 2022

Wisconsin-pretty 

A woman that is considered rotund or 'chubby'. Usually from the state of Wisconsin or nearby surrounding areas. They are typically clad in green and gold and holding a beer in one hand and a wheel of cheese in another.

That chick is "Wisconsin-pretty".
The Green Bay cheerleaders are "Wisconsin-pretty".
That girl with the cheese head is "Wisconsin-pretty".
Dude you can't date her, she's "Wisconsin-pretty".
She may be from California, but that girl is "Wisconsin-pretty".

Wisconsin-pretty by hipphopanonymous February 11, 2013

Wisconsin Cumberbun 

The act of inserting cheese of any variety into a man or woman's anus using only your feet.

Tom: Did you smell his feet?
Rich: Yeah smells like he performed like three Wisconsin Cumberbuns last night.

Wisconsin Cumberbun by Cheese Coquette March 14, 2011

Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon 

An intricate manuever inspired by Eminem. This act is performed correctly when a man places a deflated balloon into the snatch of a horny babe and has her queef excessively until the elastic balloon is completely inflated. The man then inhales the fermented air into his lungs and belches the stench into the face of the woman.

That chick from Racine was into some kinky shit. Last night, she had my friend Dan do the Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon. Don't talk to him, he still hasn't brushed his teeth.

Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon by Lord of Ballyhoo October 3, 2011

Wisconsin Long John 

When a girl vomits on your dick then passes out.

Bruce got a Wisconsin Long John at the camp ground this weekend.

Wisconsin Long John by maui059 July 18, 2011