Pigeon Wind

A gust of gnarly wind caused by the frantic wing flapping of a large group of pigeons that usually blasts you in the face. The wind may carry miscellaneous contents or debris or MM (see 'MM' definition).
When you are walking down a busy street, be aware of the pigeons. If you try to move them out of your way so that you don't step on them, they will become frantic, start flapping their pigeon wings, kick up the dirt all around them and blow it in your face as they escape their demise. You just got a taste of pigeon wind. Nasty.
by BBeans November 19, 2010
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cough-wind

The unflattering and temperate breath one can feel on their skin, as a result of a nearby persons cough.
Well mannered person: Eugh, all I could feel on the tram was that guys cough-wind on my neck.
by P shooter November 22, 2013
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Chinook Winds

The act of farting after a cream pie or a really fishy queef
by Chasadia April 22, 2019
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Cooch Wind

That fishy fish smell, that you know isn't fish. Usually ends up being a product of doing it dirty with someone.
Amanda: You ready? (Strips)
Chad: (a strong smell arises) UGH, Cooch Wind!
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Norse Wind

Like a Dutch oven, but instead of farting under the blanket, it's outside the blanket and you just use your hand to blow it towards the recipient's face.
Did you give her a Dutch Oven? No, just the Norse Wind.
by Escote January 19, 2015
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Wind Thief

Derogatory name for both yachts and the yachting/sailing fraternity. Can be used on and off the water
“How long is this wind thief going to block the channel” **yells** “GET A MOTOR YA FUCKN WIND THIEF

Or

“We waited for these fucking wind thieves at the boat ramp now we stuck waiting behind them at the bar, ffs”
by ConradicalNZ May 22, 2022
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Ass Winding

To set someone who is being hard headed, obnoxious or ridiculous straight, get them to understand.
Most of the candidates running for President in 2016 need a good ass winding!
by TheBunyip January 31, 2016
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