Hannah Baker

A character from 13 reason why who bears a slight resemblance to a cutie named Cynthia. You will use this statement “omg it’s Hannah baker” to expertly slide into her dm’s. Little do you know this girl is gorgeous, sweet, caring, kind, fun, smart, funny, cute, has the prettiest green eyes that just get you, a cuddler, and so so sweet. Also a major cutie. It’s gonna break your heart to find out she lives 4 hours away. This distance won’t kill anything it just leaves a longing. Everyday you come home from school you’ll just be so excited to get to talk to her, even if it’s just on the phone. There will be nothing you want more than to see her again. To kiss her lips, to wipe her tears, to hold her in your arms, to go to dances with her, to hug her, to drive around jamming out with her, to BE with her. Someday Cynthia..... someday. The only problem is that she’s ruthless and super good at cup pong and will mercilessly beat you every single time, but she’s soo cute when she’s winning it doesn’t even matter, because you know that the real winner, is YOU.

Hannah baker is just an excuse to talk to the pretty girl you saw at camp and get to know her.

by God5695 October 17, 2018

Baker's Dozen

Slang used for smoking 13 rounds of marijuana in a row.

After Billy and his friends smoked a baker's dozen, they were melting through the floor.

by ChubbyHubbyMcLardAss December 26, 2005

Baker's dozen

Sex act where doughnut holes are inserted into one's anus. Usually followed up with a greasy breakfast.

There was a whole box of Timbits left over so I gave her a baker's dozen.

by Abys 43mal October 23, 2015

baker mary

Police obfuscation for "black male". Helps disguise or prevent accusations of racial profiling. From the police phonetic alphabet representation of the letters "B" and "M".

Car 54 to dispatch: hold me out with a group of about five baker mary's smoking CDS on the corner of Northern and Druid.

by 6'7" December 14, 2008

mega-baker

Person who is baked 9/10ths of the day.

The two young stoners in lake padgett are mega-bakers.

by bigballer10 March 1, 2010

Brady Baker

A short person, often bullied by taller people. A reference to a short person. Brady baker also is a pu$$y and lets people take advantage of him sexually in class

Look at the Brady Baker right there! He is so short!

by BradyIsShort April 14, 2022

Olly Baker

Absolute spastic who likes eating oranges in the shower and bums mr Pickens on the daily

Have you heard of that Olly Baker kid, yeah he’s a bit of a mong ent he

by MrPickens748 October 7, 2019