by ryanallen November 30, 2016
A fighting Messiah whose capabilities and ultra-human strength exceed those of any being, human or non human in nature. Christopher Allen Gonzalez's true identity and age is unknown though he takes on the form of a teenage male with dark brown hair. He spends his time traversing planet earth, spending the majority of his time winning at everything. Outside of his supernatural physical abilities he also has the ability to control various elements with his mind. He can change the weather in his present environment and change migration patterns of animals by will. After voluntarily offering himself for medical research in 2001 it was discovered that he is capable of using 100% of his brain’s function and over 85% of his bodies muscle fibres. He is capable of re-generating after attaining wounds. He has fought against a number of menacing opponents such as Charizard, Alien, Predator, Neo from the Matrix, those capable of using the Buddhist Palm technique, Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris, all of whom have been mercilessly beaten.See More
Christopher Allen Gonzalez is simply amazing
by Mr.B1g November 24, 2010
When youre having sex with a girl from behind (there has to be a fan in the room that is turned on), you shit in your hand, throw your crap in the fan, and run out of the room before it splatters on you so the girl gets covered in your shit.
"Omg I had to dump my boyfriend he pulled a Frank Allen Hailstorm on me"
"I remember my first Frank Allen Hailstorm..."
"Frank Allen was a great man"
"I remember my first Frank Allen Hailstorm..."
"Frank Allen was a great man"
by 916piyump September 28, 2009
Sucks Bowser's weiner on Super Smash Brothers brawl, takes carrot dildos up the butt from beach, and is a gay rabbit overall.
Allen the Brawl-Fag uses Olimar and sodomizes himself with Picmen.
by jokerman15 December 31, 2011
the coolest person you will ever meet, has a great personality and is so hot! You'll regret it if your not friends with her and she'll make your day if your ever down, lily also tends to be good at playing instruments and has a great music taste.
by lousia_x September 09, 2017
The original #1 goth!
by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 July 13, 2004
by the og edgar allen hoe June 19, 2019