What to do in nys (not nyc) written by a local resident and travel guide. Nothing, get high, get laid, shut up and enjoy over 1 million restrictions and laws that allow you to do nothing. Party all day and waste all the little money you get working three jobs. FUCK DEM KIDS. You didn’t want them anyways, and now you’re paying over 3000 dollars every 6 months to keep you’re cranky menopausal ex wife quiet while you finance over 60 thousand dollars for a new Ram 1500 crew cab with a long bed that you’ll never use for what it’s made for and drive 50 miles per hour in the fast lane because you’re so damn drunk and high that you can barely stand without breaking a knee cap. It’s nys after all enjoy the scenic views that only last 3 weeks and get ready to pay too much for heating and oil for 6 months. The hawks nest highway catskill mountains. Niagara Falls, and the beautiful lake George resort are my favorites.
by The New York hillbilly June 18, 2023
when you be high af and your homie think you did da suck dick motion, so you gots to asks him what u did. If ya homie them demonstrates da suck dick motion, then you know HE GAY
does *suck dick motion*
homie: "do that shit again"
*acts out a dance* "da wha did"
homie: "nah you didn't do dat"
"what i do den"
*homie acts out da suck dick motion*
"nah homie gay, on my momma you suck dick"
homie: "do that shit again"
*acts out a dance* "da wha did"
homie: "nah you didn't do dat"
"what i do den"
*homie acts out da suck dick motion*
"nah homie gay, on my momma you suck dick"
by Critch the witch February 22, 2020
What do the rest of the people mean to you? They don’t mean anything to you. They’re just serfs, they’re just people.
by WorseThanHitler December 7, 2020
A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.
Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!
Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
by Pialinist January 8, 2023
Its a pokemon unite sort of thing so if your a speedster and you have to get good xp in the middle zone too level up because there not strong before evolution so people say there stealer and thats why there cant be more than 1 speedster
BREH WHAT IS THIS GUY DOING IN MY LANE HES SUCH A DUMBASS MY GOT SUCH A STEALER WHY ARE YOU STEALING MY XP AHHHHHHHHH
by GEt OuT Of MaH KitCheN bReH September 26, 2021
by Makaio_Ekana October 10, 2018
A situation without hope. A situation considered lame or distaistfull. Mother not as in your mother, mother as in motherfucker meaning the person saying the phrase.
1:"Hey did those parts come in from UPS yet?"
2:"No we're still waiting on em'."
1:"I can't fix my car without them."
2:"What's a mother to do?"
2:"No we're still waiting on em'."
1:"I can't fix my car without them."
2:"What's a mother to do?"
by Gnik Nave July 17, 2011