and thats how i lost all this weight

A quote from Cyanide and Happiness. Used twice.

Guy: "And thats how I lost all this weight" *chuckles*
Guy 2:I don't care *flys alway with an umbrella

by namesdontmatteratall December 17, 2017

How to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet!

Slogan people use to get overweight people to their website.

THE IMPOSSIBLE THAT FAT PEOPLE THINKHow to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet! IS POSSIBLE WHILE WE TRY TO GAIN WEIGHT

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

Alyssa-weight

Lighter than a light weight when drinking alcohol

They're such an Alyssa-weight

by AVBAF May 27, 2017

Weight machines

Machines used by women and men that are too afraid or misinformed to do an actual workout

I'm gonna go hit the calf raise and forearm weight machines even though I can barely do even a girl pushup.

by Real Fitness February 3, 2012

Paper-Weight

A fat girl that marries someone from another country for the sole purpose of him getting his citizenship papers.

"Aisha got married to a guy from Canada so he can get his citizenship papers, she's such a paper-weight."

by alpinegh March 16, 2016

Grib Weights

young, large and perky female breasts

Sally's looking might fine today....she has an excellent set of grib weights.

by aabke August 11, 2009

Water Weight

That isn't progress (by the way)...

Hym "And your little sycophants have been on your dick for weeks about how much you've bulked up but they're all still just as ignorant as ever. It's not bulk. It's water weight. Get in the sauna fatty."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023