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penis weight lifting day

an international day held on the 22nd of march where males around the world lift weight with their genitals
i’m so excited for penis weight lifting day !

Paper Weight 

Noun: A useful person that isn't helpful enough.
Oh thank you Uimet for triggering the boss. We appreciate your bunny ears but that doesn't make you deserving of fucking up and being immune to criticism, you fucking paper weight.
Paper Weight by Endo-Chan February 18, 2020

Fatso weight 

Fatso weight ; is over 100kg
Your approaching the 100k club, fatso weight, would you like a big Mac with extra cheese or a pizza?
Fatso weight by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020

Shit-Weight 

When you chug a bunch of laxatives to quickly lose weight.
"Sally, I need to lose some weight fast. I'm gonna take a bunch of laxatives to lose my shit-weight"
Shit-Weight by Ghostdik May 13, 2020

Brain-weight 

When there's something you learned a long time ago, but can't remember how to do it because you haven't done it for so long. It's like a muscle you haven't been exercising or flexing so you must have put on Brain Weight.
I can't believe I forgot how to to do long division - I must be putting on brain-weight!

Bubba weight 

Games given to someone in a game of pool that exceeds the amount of games they really need for being close to pro. Typically its 4 games on the wire for every 7 games played but can fluctuate up or down by one game. Typically its set up to be a totally lopsided match.
If you would like to gamble some as long as I get bubba weight I will play.
Bubba weight by Golfergalore January 26, 2021