wee off

exclamation. a softer way of saying "piss off"

- "hey, you!"
- "wee off!"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

Wee poo

When you go to the toilet expecting to have a wee and before you know it you're having a poo too!!

"Sorry I took so long Sels I had a wee poo"

by HLWC33 November 4, 2017

wee-wow

The recurring shock of a repressed or nagging guilt, imagined or real.

The wee-wow of culpability for the car crash came back with a vengence when he saw the scar on his daughter's chin.

by Raoull November 6, 2010

Dairy Wee

The smegma/cheese like substance found at the base of the head of a penis. A result of a cronic disregard for personal hygene.

A corruption of the brand of processed cheese called Dairy Lee in the UK and, obviously, wee, a British euphemism for urine.

Extra cheese on your footlong, sir?

No I have more than enough Dairy Wee for all. Gracias.

by OneWheeledStallion August 6, 2007

ghost wee

When you swear you have to pee but you go to pee and get maybe a dribble then ten minutes later it feels like it again.

I can't stand it I was up three times last night with the ghost wee. Or Diana keeps heading to the bathroom probably has the ghost wee's. Everytime billie and I get shithoused she gets a case of ghost wee.

by Devil man Dean Devil January 25, 2011

eileen wee

noun -(/aɪˈli n/ eye-LEEN or /ˈaɪli n/ EYE-leen, wee. /wi /.)

state of being in denial, often at times confused, funny but awkward at the same time

"When i crack a joke in the new class, I'm always in eileen wee"

by thetuffnuff May 2, 2018

arse wees

Excessively runny poo. Like peeing from the arse.

OMG, I have the worst case of arse wees, my arse is sooo sore! Must have been the chicken!

by Leif Warren August 4, 2007