Weave Calculation

Looking as far ahead as possible in light traffic to determine what pattern to use for weaving in and out of cars.

My weave calculation shows I can cut in front of this Toyota Corolla, speed by this Geo Metro, stay on the tail of the Nissan Titan to get in front of that Lincoln Navigator.

by Ghazellen December 31, 2009

weave

this wig be expensive and be having a 20-foot and tripping all over it. it is an extension that be 40.00 dollars. oh hell Nah!

bish why you have a weave?

by ummm wow April 5, 2020

two-weaker

a person that has been awake for two weeks due to mass consumption of methamphetamine.

this one time i stayed up for two weeks! so they started calling me a two-weaker!

by stretch323 August 9, 2010

flag waver

1. a very patriotic person

2. a work of fiction with a patriotic overtone

I am not a flag waver, but I think my country has improved in some aspects.

by The Return of Light Joker January 6, 2008

soul weave

The act of swaying one's vehicle (car, etc) in a weaving pattern on either his/her lane or the entire road.

"Hey, les soul weave".

by donn e. california February 8, 2008

flag waver

1. A scoundrel who uses patriotism as his last refuge;
2. An exhibitionist who flashes his prong to the astonished onlookers; a weenie waver.

1. That flag waver was embezzling from the Defense Department while claiming to support the troops.
2. The little flag waver got 30 days after he was arrested outside the school.

by Cornholio November 4, 2003

Weaner

The perfect substitute for any noun, adjective, and/or verb.

Sean - Hey Shane, did you weaner the weaner for weaner?
Shane - Of course I weanered that weaner it was so weaner.
Sean - Oh nice! Can I have the weaners for the weaner?
Shane - No, that's weanering Sean!
Sean - Sorry, sometimes I'm a weaner.

by Yaknowweanermann November 9, 2009