Verbal Twittering

The act of talking without noticing (or caring) if anyone is listening.

I'm watching the game on TV while my wife is on the other sofa verbal twittering. I have no idea what she's saying and it's unlikely she'll stop anytime soon to notice.

by musleh June 18, 2009

Verbal Blueballs

When you're ready to yell at someone after they make one more stupid comment, and they somehow keep you from finishing, leaving you in a rage and ready to snap on anyone

I was about to make her cry if she said one more stupid thing. I was just waiting for it, but then she apologized and walked away. Now I've got verbal blueballs so watch yourself

by Scopehound December 4, 2010

Verbal Spit-Up

When you say something you dont mean without knowing your saying it

I challenge you to make your own example of Verbal Spit-Up! Good Luck!

by What-the-hell-is-a-Pseudonym?? May 14, 2011

verbal jujitsu

When words are used to hurt or offend someone, much like jujitsu is used to physically harm.

verbal jujitsu

by #mc October 20, 2015

Verbal Judo

A means to dissuade impending violence. If it fails then crack the whip.

Feral left wing activists, frothing at the mouths, kept getting closer and more rabid... a bit of 'verbal judo' and they soon doubted they were up for some 'real' violence.

by Franny Casti September 27, 2018

Vernal Equilox

The March 19, 2020 lockdown, falling on the Vernal Equinox - the time when the sun crosses the plane of the earth's equator, making night and day of equal length.

The Vernal Equilox, everyone in lockdown, endless night following endless day, no one outdoors to observe or to celebrate, Netflix flowing seamlessly into Prime Video.

by Monkey's Dad March 19, 2020

verbally gang bash

beating someone up with your words

amy georgia and phoebe stood around molly verbally gang bashed her to her death

by therealbarack June 13, 2021