Casual Vegan

Someone who likes the idea of vegan but cannot commit fully and may consume animal products from time to time.

Friend 1: Yeah, so I am vegan.

Friend 2: Nice, that is so hard to do.

Friend 1: Yeah it is.

Friend 3: Didn't you just eat a new york strip steak?
Friend 1: Oh yeah man, I am on vegan on the weekend.

Friend 2: Oh so you are casual vegan or a flexitarian.

Friend 1: Yeah man but I get so many girls by saying I am vegan.
Friend 3: That's terrible man.

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Sally: So I have been vegan but I gave in and ate some chicken, now I got really ill.
Derek: That sucks you got sick, but so you are casual vegan?
Sally: I just had a slip.
Derek: That's not vegan.

Sally: yeah maybe I should just say I am a casual vegan.

Derek: Yeah that would seem easier to say.

by RhodeIslandRocks99 October 16, 2020

Vegan Suicide

The act of a vegan killing themselves intentionally do to the realization that being dead is better for the environment than being vegan.

Person 1 Hey did you hear about the girl that killed herself yesterday?
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!

by Vegan Maniak October 17, 2020

Vegan Karen

Vegans, but karens. These bastards like to force others to go vegan (which can actually be considered harassment)

Person 1: I love meat!!
The karen: NO!!! MEAT IS GAY!!! BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN RIGHT AWAY, BE VEGAN RIGHT NOW!!!!
Person 1: NOO!!
The karen: BE VEGAN NOW OR I WILL HANG YOU!! AND ARE YOU FILMING ME??
Person 1: Fuck bro that lady was such a vegan karen

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 July 2, 2022

jack vegan

Much like a jack mormon who sometimes engages in drinking alcohol, caffeine and even premarital sex - much to the disapproval of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints - a jack vegan is a vegan who every now and then cheats on his or her veganism by consuming dairy products such as cheese.

Joslyn: Oh no we can't go there! I'm vegan so there's nothing for me to eat at that murder and animal torture factory!!

Tony: Bullshit you're a vegan Joslyn! I saw you crush a slice of cheese pizza after we got out the club the other night. You may eat way less dairy than my vegetarian ass but you're like a jack vegan if anything.

by feetoid September 21, 2017

Vegan Treacle

A hot spunky sauce emitted by health-obsessed individuals.

My Vegetable loving friend saw an aubergine and immediately splurted his Vegan treacle all over my Kashmir jumper.

by shitinacup7 December 13, 2015

almost vegan

this is a vegetarian that eats almost entirely vegan, but cannot live without cheese.

“i’m an almost vegan, i just love cheese to much”

by bitchardson February 13, 2020

Vegan Shake

A vegan shake is any form of sexual relations or acts with a female that is a vegan. Also interchangeable as a vegetarian shake, which is just with a vegetarian.

guy#1: Yo man that check is bangin'
guy#2: Yea man, i heard she is a vegan or something.
guy#3: I heard she makes good vegan shakes

by gimmeashske March 12, 2013