Vegan Karen

Vegans, but karens. These bastards like to force others to go vegan (which can actually be considered harassment)

Person 1: I love meat!!
The karen: NO!!! MEAT IS GAY!!! BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN RIGHT AWAY, BE VEGAN RIGHT NOW!!!!
Person 1: NOO!!
The karen: BE VEGAN NOW OR I WILL HANG YOU!! AND ARE YOU FILMING ME??
Person 1: Fuck bro that lady was such a vegan karen

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 July 2, 2022

Vegan microwave

Putting a carrot up your ass

Damn that girl Rebecca invented the vegan microwave.

by Chromatin Nice June 15, 2018

almost vegan

this is a vegetarian that eats almost entirely vegan, but cannot live without cheese.

“i’m an almost vegan, i just love cheese to much”

by bitchardson February 13, 2020

Vegan Treacle

A hot spunky sauce emitted by health-obsessed individuals.

My Vegetable loving friend saw an aubergine and immediately splurted his Vegan treacle all over my Kashmir jumper.

by shitinacup7 December 13, 2015

Vegan Shake

A vegan shake is any form of sexual relations or acts with a female that is a vegan. Also interchangeable as a vegetarian shake, which is just with a vegetarian.

guy#1: Yo man that check is bangin'
guy#2: Yea man, i heard she is a vegan or something.
guy#3: I heard she makes good vegan shakes

by gimmeashske March 12, 2013

Vegan vibes

Someone who really puts off that whole "i dont eat animals" vibe.

"damn shes really puts off vegan vibes"
"yea bro she doesnt eat Animals"

by Gucci tihyler December 30, 2019

vegan tax

The charge you’re hit with when you request to remove all animal products from a dish and replace it with veggies, even though you’ve removed the most expensive items in the dish.

Nah, man, I would rather go to a different restaurant, because last time I ate there and asked for peppers instead of chicken and cheese, they hit me with that vegan tax.

by MommyMispagel April 12, 2019