by avegansfriend January 25, 2016
Get the Veganmug. Someone who clings to the title of vegan while still partaking in food that contains dairy, eggs and/or honey.
Steve: Um, can you eat that brownie? It has eggs in it and you're a vegan.
Joe: Well, I didn't read the label so I don't know that for a fact. I guess I'm just a lazy vegan.
Steve: Isn't that a vegetarian?
Joe: Can't speak. Mouth full of brownie.
Joe: Well, I didn't read the label so I don't know that for a fact. I guess I'm just a lazy vegan.
Steve: Isn't that a vegetarian?
Joe: Can't speak. Mouth full of brownie.
by Bulletproofheeb August 18, 2008
Get the lazy veganmug. The act of a vegan killing themselves intentionally do to the realization that being dead is better for the environment than being vegan.
Person 1 Hey did you hear about the girl that killed herself yesterday?
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!
by Vegan Maniak October 17, 2020
Get the Vegan Suicidemug. Someone who likes the idea of vegan but cannot commit fully and may consume animal products from time to time.
Friend 1: Yeah, so I am vegan.
Friend 2: Nice, that is so hard to do.
Friend 1: Yeah it is.
Friend 3: Didn't you just eat a new york strip steak?
Friend 1: Oh yeah man, I am on vegan on the weekend.
Friend 2: Oh so you are casual vegan or a flexitarian.
Friend 1: Yeah man but I get so many girls by saying I am vegan.
Friend 3: That's terrible man.
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Sally: So I have been vegan but I gave in and ate some chicken, now I got really ill.
Derek: That sucks you got sick, but so you are casual vegan?
Sally: I just had a slip.
Derek: That's not vegan.
Sally: yeah maybe I should just say I am a casual vegan.
Derek: Yeah that would seem easier to say.
Friend 2: Nice, that is so hard to do.
Friend 1: Yeah it is.
Friend 3: Didn't you just eat a new york strip steak?
Friend 1: Oh yeah man, I am on vegan on the weekend.
Friend 2: Oh so you are casual vegan or a flexitarian.
Friend 1: Yeah man but I get so many girls by saying I am vegan.
Friend 3: That's terrible man.
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Sally: So I have been vegan but I gave in and ate some chicken, now I got really ill.
Derek: That sucks you got sick, but so you are casual vegan?
Sally: I just had a slip.
Derek: That's not vegan.
Sally: yeah maybe I should just say I am a casual vegan.
Derek: Yeah that would seem easier to say.
by RhodeIslandRocks99 October 16, 2020
Get the Casual Veganmug. The charge you’re hit with when you request to remove all animal products from a dish and replace it with veggies, even though you’ve removed the most expensive items in the dish.
Nah, man, I would rather go to a different restaurant, because last time I ate there and asked for peppers instead of chicken and cheese, they hit me with that vegan tax.
by MommyMispagel April 12, 2019
Get the vegan taxmug. Vegans, but karens. These bastards like to force others to go vegan (which can actually be considered harassment)
Person 1: I love meat!!
The karen: NO!!! MEAT IS GAY!!! BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN RIGHT AWAY, BE VEGAN RIGHT NOW!!!!
Person 1: NOO!!
The karen: BE VEGAN NOW OR I WILL HANG YOU!! AND ARE YOU FILMING ME??
Person 1: Fuck bro that lady was such a vegan karen
The karen: NO!!! MEAT IS GAY!!! BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN RIGHT AWAY, BE VEGAN RIGHT NOW!!!!
Person 1: NOO!!
The karen: BE VEGAN NOW OR I WILL HANG YOU!! AND ARE YOU FILMING ME??
Person 1: Fuck bro that lady was such a vegan karen
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 July 2, 2022
Get the Vegan Karenmug. Much like a jack mormon who sometimes engages in drinking alcohol, caffeine and even premarital sex - much to the disapproval of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints - a jack vegan is a vegan who every now and then cheats on his or her veganism by consuming dairy products such as cheese.
Joslyn: Oh no we can't go there! I'm vegan so there's nothing for me to eat at that murder and animal torture factory!!
Tony: Bullshit you're a vegan Joslyn! I saw you crush a slice of cheese pizza after we got out the club the other night. You may eat way less dairy than my vegetarian ass but you're like a jack vegan if anything.
Tony: Bullshit you're a vegan Joslyn! I saw you crush a slice of cheese pizza after we got out the club the other night. You may eat way less dairy than my vegetarian ass but you're like a jack vegan if anything.
by feetoid September 21, 2017
Get the jack veganmug.