The Vampire's Assistant

An extremely kick-ass movie which is much better and more accurate on vampires than Twilight.

If you saw The Vampire's Assistant, then you have seen the best movie ever!

by DarkAngelOfIllusion October 25, 2009

Lesbian Vampire

A lesbian women who enjoys eating out another women particularly when they are on their period.

Susie: Are you menstruating?

Veronica: Hellz yes I am, would you like to eat me out?
Susie: Fuck ya! I am a Lesbian Vampire!

by German Whore June 7, 2009

Heat Vampire

A person with an abnormally cold touch that drains the heat from whatever they touch.

I am a Heat Vampire. I am not allowed to hold anyone's coffee for them because I drain the heat from them, and my hands are still cold after.

by Roxas187 December 18, 2012

Vampire Liberty

In the Navy and Marines, time off work and off the ship or station is called 'liberty.' When they have a blood drive, one incentive is they give you a mess hall pass that entitles you to a prime steak dinner and then the rest of the day off, where you get to go ashore. You get liberty in exchange for blood.

"Hey, Joe, you going ashore tomorrow?"

"Yup, they're having a blood drive. I'm gonna get vampire liberty."
"Yeah? Count me in!"

by zhrona January 11, 2020

Vampire Box

The strange metal containers on the walls in women’s bathroom stalls.

Careful around that vampire box Doug, that red dye will stain your white sox shirt. Period.

by Reid Kethwic June 11, 2018

Hungry vampire

Eating out a girl when she is on her period.

"I vant your blood! Can I eat you...out? I want to be your hungry vampire"

by Edward Cummin' October 6, 2008

Vampire Tanning

the foolish act of laying out at night. Can lead to maximum whiteness.

Sally decided to go vampire tanning at 11 PM last night. She laid on a blanket in the driveway and asked me to get her a pillow.

by LUchica14 October 24, 2011