Vacation Bitch

When your head is spinning with anger and frustration and you type "vacation bitch" instead of "fucking bitch" and everyone over analyzes the word and freaks out about not knowing its meaning.

You are such a vacation bitch. Oop,s I mean fucking bitch.

by Tgyyjg March 10, 2021

Vacation dick

When you have sexual interactions with a dick of remarkable size. Usually gives great pleasure as well. Much larger in comparison to the Boyfriend dick.

Sorry I couldn't make it last night, I was busy getting vacation dick.

by Mastercater June 12, 2016

Straight vacation

When some one has sex or sensual physical contact with another of the same gender. Out of necessity, curiosity or mistakenly.

"Look at sally she has totally got her tongue down that chicks throat..... She must be on straight vacation.

by oorobotoo January 25, 2011

vacation dick

A huge caribbean dick that a gal can only handle in summer time

That vacation dick was too good, but i can't have that on a daily basis

by oscarios June 16, 2016

Vacation dick

A dick that is too big to be taken daily. Usually requires a recovery period. Opposed to boyfriend dick

Damn Sally, you've been walking funny. You OK?
Ya, I'm fine. I had some vacation dick last night.
Lucky!! I gotta get me some of that!

by VacaDickE'rDay June 4, 2016

vacation dick

As opposed to "boyfriend dick" this dick is larger than the boyfriend dick.

Friend: Did you get any dick in Florida?

Girl/Gay guy: Last night I hooked up with a guy with a vacation dick, I would be able to consume that on a daily basis.

by DickDefiner May 31, 2016

vacation dick

A dick so big that after sex you have to take vacation days off work to learn how to walk straight again.

Girl: he gave me that vacation dick and I had to take the next week off work.

by Xwakeupnowx June 8, 2016