Example 1:
We were in the locker room getting dressed and I saw Marquavius’s nine inch penis, and that was soft! He’s a total roof unicorn!
Example 2:
Guy: What’s she doing with a guy like that?! He’s so ugly!
Guy 2: I heard he’s a total roof unicorn.
We were in the locker room getting dressed and I saw Marquavius’s nine inch penis, and that was soft! He’s a total roof unicorn!
Example 2:
Guy: What’s she doing with a guy like that?! He’s so ugly!
Guy 2: I heard he’s a total roof unicorn.
by RoofUnicorn69 November 5, 2020
Get the Roof Unicorn mug.The act of doing a line of coke off a rock hard boner. Female or male, whoever keeps you rock hard like a unicorn.
by OTPHJ1 March 11, 2014
Get the columbian unicorn mug.The enchanted unicorn is when a male tea bags a prone female, while sporting a hard on errection. The penis seemingly protrudes from the woman's forehead, as in a horn. Hence, an enchanted unicorn.
"Markham, I totally pulled the enchanted unicorn on your mom last night. She was magical!" said Zach.
by Doubleblinddate April 1, 2011
Get the enchanted unicorn mug.The act of defecating into the cotton candy cone and spinning a glorious fluffy cloud of sugar hiding the brown scourge from prying eyes. Then you seduce your best friends wife while watching Phil Collins' masterwork, the last unicorn. During fellatio you begin the act by violently cumming a potentially lethal amount of sperm into her eyes, nose, and mouth. Just before she starts to whinny and buck about you slam the cone of death onto her forehead and scream THUNDER CATS HOOOOEEEE!! All of this is set to in the air tonight and the head slams happens during the drum roll.
Dude I totally gave Jamie a dirty unicorn last night, and now she loves Phil Collins! Did I make a mistake?
by The handler December 9, 2014
Get the dirty unicorn mug.When a group of girls have dildos strapped to their heads and are having sex on their hands and knees in a circle.
by Jod Sage August 25, 2009
Get the Unicorn chain mug.A: A variation of the story of "Charlie the Unicorn", in which instead of the Charlie having his spleen stolen by another unicorn, a fictitious man, only known as "MVWG", comes and steals Charlie's spleen, hence the name tricky unicorn.
B: The name given to the unicorn named "PAW", while being tricked by "MVWG", in the previously stated well known you-tube video.
C: Other variations show "PAW" as the tricky unicorn tricking "MVWG" and stealing his spleen for black market cash.
B: The name given to the unicorn named "PAW", while being tricked by "MVWG", in the previously stated well known you-tube video.
C: Other variations show "PAW" as the tricky unicorn tricking "MVWG" and stealing his spleen for black market cash.
by mvwgalldayeryday October 14, 2011
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