Roof Unicorn

A roof unicorn refers to a man with a shovel in his pants (giant penis).

Example 1:

We were in the locker room getting dressed and I saw Marquavius’s nine inch penis, and that was soft! He’s a total roof unicorn!

Example 2:

Guy: What’s she doing with a guy like that?! He’s so ugly!
Guy 2: I heard he’s a total roof unicorn.

by RoofUnicorn69 November 5, 2020

enchanted unicorn

The enchanted unicorn is when a male tea bags a prone female, while sporting a hard on errection. The penis seemingly protrudes from the woman's forehead, as in a horn. Hence, an enchanted unicorn.

"Markham, I totally pulled the enchanted unicorn on your mom last night. She was magical!" said Zach.

by Doubleblinddate April 1, 2011

columbian unicorn

The act of doing a line of coke off a rock hard boner. Female or male, whoever keeps you rock hard like a unicorn.

Hey Pat, you'll never guess who finished off my kilo doing a columbian unicorn. Your Mom.

by OTPHJ1 March 11, 2014

dirty unicorn

The act of defecating into the cotton candy cone and spinning a glorious fluffy cloud of sugar hiding the brown scourge from prying eyes. Then you seduce your best friends wife while watching Phil Collins' masterwork, the last unicorn. During fellatio you begin the act by violently cumming a potentially lethal amount of sperm into her eyes, nose, and mouth. Just before she starts to whinny and buck about you slam the cone of death onto her forehead and scream THUNDER CATS HOOOOEEEE!! All of this is set to in the air tonight and the head slams happens during the drum roll.

Dude I totally gave Jamie a dirty unicorn last night, and now she loves Phil Collins! Did I make a mistake?

by The handler December 9, 2014

Unicorn chain

When a group of girls have dildos strapped to their heads and are having sex on their hands and knees in a circle.

"Half woman, half unicorn, a unicorn chain is a beautiful sight."

by Jod Sage August 25, 2009

tricky unicorn

A: A variation of the story of "Charlie the Unicorn", in which instead of the Charlie having his spleen stolen by another unicorn, a fictitious man, only known as "MVWG", comes and steals Charlie's spleen, hence the name tricky unicorn.
B: The name given to the unicorn named "PAW", while being tricked by "MVWG", in the previously stated well known you-tube video.
C: Other variations show "PAW" as the tricky unicorn tricking "MVWG" and stealing his spleen for black market cash.

Person 1: "OMG OMG OMG!! IT'S MVWG!!

Person 2: "You can't trust him.. He's a tricky unicorn."

by mvwgalldayeryday October 14, 2011

Unicorn Girl

A girl that's just as elusive as a unicorn. You can never get her and you'll rarely ever see her but whenever you see her you just lose all sense of yourself and it feels like it's destiny.

She may be my unicorn girl but I'll get her one day.

by Dooby909 July 24, 2019