Ultimate Wash

Ultimate win meets ultimate fail.

Co-worker 1: HEY its 4:30 - almost time to go home! ULTIMATE WIN

Co-worker 2: Yeah, its ONLY 4:30 though. ULTIMATE FAIL.

Co-worker 1: Dude, ULTIMATE WASH.

by public_brainmelt December 11, 2009

Ultimate game

Humans

So would this gun be good for hunting, say, the ultimate game?

by 4dm1n December 18, 2008

ultimate snuggle

the act of coitus.

AJs girl sure liked to snuggle, which AJ didnt mind as long as it led to the ultimate snuggle.

by StupidAmericanPig April 4, 2009

ultimate depression

The feeling most all of us are feeling right now

Guy: "I'm going to the Urban Dictionary because I am diseased with ultimate depression."
Sarcastic non-binary person: "Aren't we all.."
Guy: "I know!"
Sarcastic non-binary person: *facepalms*

by Just Somebody Else April 2, 2019

ultimate svengali

A lyrical badass

She killed that song she's the ultimate svengali

by Skavenski May 15, 2019

ultimate skux

A guy in a group of people that everyone secretly hates and is a fuckwit

Kieran's an ultimate skux

by bills123 May 10, 2017

Ultimate chicken

When two men (gay or straight) each take one dose of viagra, and once fully erect, sprint at one another. If a competitor strays away from the path of the other competitor, that one who strayed away loses.

Last Tuesday, Jimmy and Mike got very intoxicated and were dared to play a game of Ultimate Chicken. Mike moved away at the last second, making Jimmy the winner.

by Kevin Bartel October 16, 2019