turtle head

i was pulled over for speeding and tried to explain that there was a turtle head bashing my underpants but the officer still booked me.

by that guy August 30, 2003

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pokin' turtle

the last minute right before you have to poop, and your poop is poking and in out of your butt

damn girl, looks like you got a pokin' turtle!

by heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey July 13, 2006

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another way of saying "skid marks". "Turtle head poking out" often refereed to as Needing to take a dump so bad that a lil pokes out. "Graffiti" represents the skid marks in one underwear via "turtle head".

Looks like you tagged your gonch with turtle head graffiti.

by Ian Purvis June 30, 2011

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Ninja Turtle Feet

The way socked feet look after spending time in flip flops.

Didn't have time to put on shoes this morning, guess I'll have Ninja Turtle Feet for the rest of the day.

by Mrmcchicken March 9, 2012

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Squirting Turtle

The spread legged shuffle a girl does after sex on the way to the toilet after not using protection, desperately trying to hold in any semen before making it to the shower/toilet.

Oh my god, my boyfriend has it so easy after we've had sex. I totally have to do the squirting turtle to the bathroom while he just lays there.

by Sexasauras September 29, 2012

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Decapitate the turtle

when you are turtle heading, or plain taking a dookie, and you "cut loose" the protruding mass of excrement by clenching your sphincter tight mid turd

"damnd that was a long crap, i had to decapitate the turtle before it touched the water"

by Dan the pc butcher February 29, 2008

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Crystal Spring Turtle

Giving somebody a crystal spring turtle is a sexual act. It involves one parter "prairie dogging" a piece of feces in and out of their rectum, while the other either urinates or ejaculates on the half protruding feces. The partner then pulls the feces back in, like a turtle retreating into its shell.

Guy #1: Hey bro i heard you gave Sally a crystal spring turtle last night

Guy#2: Hell yea man! I crystal spring'd all over that turtle!! Jealous??

Guy#1: Uuuhh...not really

by Badassboyscout May 13, 2009

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