Trouser ferret

A large penis

Wow did you see his trouser ferret I don't think I can take the whole thing

by Big daddy 11 January 04, 2017

Attentive Trouser Phobia

the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.

Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?

mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.

by Gio_At_Nite August 07, 2022

trouser hives

A euphemism commonly used for a man’s testicles.

I’ve had so much sex, I’ve got nothing left in the old trouser hives!

by BiffNaked February 23, 2024

Trouser truffle

Trouser truffle is the metaphorical mushroom ( a penis ) that grows beneath one's trousers.

I'm tellin' ya bro. When she bent over my trouser truffle went in full bloom.

by Someyun Gi February 09, 2023

Trouser Gerbil

A soft penis inside your trousers. A penis at rest.

At work he keeps his trouser gerbil in his pants.

This women is not hot enough to awaken his trouser gerbil.

by Ollie431 October 14, 2020

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022

left trouser legger

a freemason

the boss just invited me to an event at his lodge! I had no idea that he was a left trouser legger

by jonny bogroll the eigth November 24, 2024