sneeze traffic

A build-up of unsneezed snezes which all come out at once, usually winding and/or doubling up the sufferer.

"ATISISISISHOO!" *stumbles backwards* "Sorry, sneeze traffic!"

by lilcoffeefiend October 4, 2016

traffic self-management

traffic management without the presence of traffic cops on the roads. Under such a system, drivers and pedestrians strictly obey the traffic rules, e.g. by following the traffic light system, as if there were traffic cops managing traffic.

Traffic self-management is like a hard nut to crack when it comes to implementing it.

by uttam maharjan December 12, 2010

Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.

I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025

Twitter Traffic

Twitter Traffic is when someone tweets something controversial to bait people into reacting and arguing in the replies.

Ariel is such a weasel tweeted that foolishness for a little Twitter Traffic

by Miss Zaynoo October 19, 2021

General Traffic

Bland cars that fail to stand out amongst other vehicles.

“Have you seen the new Golf R?
Yeah apparently it’s quite fast but it looks like general traffic

by aidanfrd September 30, 2024

russian traffic stop

A Russian traffic stop is when in a video game or irl if you are a true Slav you rush at a active enemy tank while shouting “urrrah urrrah” jump on top of it break the hatches open and kill the whole crew Stalin would be proud

Soviet soldier 1 do you see that panzer comrade ivan?
Ivan yes comrade

Rush that Cyka

*ivan does Russian traffic stop and impresses Stalin*

by Rushbcykablyat June 1, 2022

Traffic Baddie

Tra-Ffic Bad-die

Variants: Traffic Baddy

plural Traffic Baddies

Informal

1. You’re super comfy being as confident as possible, even when you know you’re straight wrong #DieOnThisHill

2. You mean what you say - Even though you have to do it through a fake account, you mean it. #ISaidIt

3. You empower others to be upset that you are upset about being stopped for breaking traffic law #HearMeOutFriends

Mya being a Traffic Baddie again, she doesn’t believe in any laws but the constitution. #MyEmployees

Jeff just got upset that the police stopped another reckless drunk driver so he’s making vague threats in Facebook Messenger, he’s such a TB. #IHopeYou…

by CCSDPDTraffic July 24, 2023