won ton feeewie

Using an Asian prostitute and have her lay her head back off the bed fill Both of her nostrils full of blow and rifle both of them with straws out of her nose

While I was in the red light district I got the won ton feeewie and she played with my balls.

by Linderdizzle March 6, 2020

Touple Ton

Touple Ton is a very large quantity; too large a number to rationalize.

That's a Touple Ton of kids in my yard susan, get the gat

by Frater Perdura September 9, 2020

A Ton

When you suddenly leave work without reason and no one notices for two hours

Employer:"Where is the new guy we hired?"
Employee: "he pulled a Ton"

by elle kae September 11, 2020

Ton

The weight of Alex’s mom.

Oh shit, Alex baby! I weigh as much as a car!

Ton = The wait for Alex’s mom

by Psychos! September 18, 2020

metric mother-of-god ton

Approximately 20000000 times more than a metric fuckton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...

by RoarMc March 28, 2017

boo boo ton

24 mega tons of stuff

Man look at all these fries!

Yea man that's a boo boo ton!

by Zachwal48 March 31, 2017

ton pentre

A place in Rhonda Valley. Rough as fuck, no one has a job and the main fashion is Lonsdale London and hugg boots!

Stay away from Ton Pentre you benefit bastard! It's bad enough as it is you bloody wanker!

by S.L.K.J April 9, 2017