A man who’s sends a dm at 2 am in hopes of getting attention from a beautiful girl. The Midnight Thief never sleeps.
by agent 0013 June 9, 2024
Get the Midnight Thiefmug. by Karma gottam October 11, 2021
Get the Snatch thiefmug. A woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.
Girl 1: "I had such a great time with Tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!"
Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"
Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"
Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"
Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"
Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"
Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"
Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"
Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"
Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"
Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"
by CPU_man50 June 20, 2016
Get the date thiefmug. by 22AndJew May 29, 2017
Get the time is a thiefmug. by theyenvyci March 6, 2024
Get the Ole thiefmug. by Hjij May 30, 2019
Get the Thief junkiemug. The savvy squatty fisherman friend of yours who scarfs up all the fish filets harvested from a fishing trip.
by Jack Macko May 4, 2022
Get the fish thiefmug.