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cross-eyed teddy bear

Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.
I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.
by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014
mugGet the cross-eyed teddy bearmug.

out of the teddy bear club

tongue in cheek reference to being in trouble with someone or banned from a group because of a faux pas or thoughtless act. Also referred to as TBC denied or Exiled from the TBC.
"Jenny, if you drink my last beer again you're going to be out of the teddy bear club." or "Josh stood me up last week. He is TBC denied."
by leh February 19, 2007
mugGet the out of the teddy bear clubmug.

teddy give us free nitro

we want out friend teddy to give us discord nitro for free
awesomenes251: teddy give us free nitro
teddy: no
by pp poo poo ea sports December 8, 2020
mugGet the teddy give us free nitromug.

[teddy] Bloxpin

The name for a bomb placed inside a stuffed animal.

Originating from the Roblox game Something Evil Will Happen, where the item has a 50/50 chance of blessing you or blowing up.
Person 1: I'll probably be safe from lightning here.
Person 1: ...WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A BLOXPIN-
Person 2 trauma Person 1
Person 2 fell Person 3
Person 2 fell Person 4
Person 2 void Person 5

Obligated full word drop: teddy Bloxpin
by Pseudopseudoerythronym September 11, 2025
mugGet the [teddy] Bloxpinmug.

Teddy

A nice name for a Nonbinary. A teddy is very kind once you get to meet them, sometimes Teddys can be mad and annoyed but if you get to hear them out everything will be fine.
It's okay teddy...
by Sammy Lawrence~`* May 19, 2021
mugGet the Teddymug.

Teddy Bivert

One bad ass motherfucker that doesnt take no shit.
Wow you jumped out of a plane with no parachute and survived! You must be a real Teddy Bivert.
by Beerdie8 December 10, 2018
mugGet the Teddy Bivertmug.

DEMONIC TEDDY

A man who is a complete asshole with hands rated E for everything, but is a complete teddy bear around kids and when intoxicated
I once knew a guy who was a complete demonic teddy, he was a friend whom i question alot
by Prince Of chaos December 11, 2023
mugGet the DEMONIC TEDDYmug.

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