cross-eyed teddy bear

Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.
I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.
by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014
mugGet the cross-eyed teddy bearmug.
tongue in cheek reference to being in trouble with someone or banned from a group because of a faux pas or thoughtless act. Also referred to as TBC denied or Exiled from the TBC.
"Jenny, if you drink my last beer again you're going to be out of the teddy bear club." or "Josh stood me up last week. He is TBC denied."
by leh February 19, 2007
mugGet the out of the teddy bear clubmug.

teddy give us free nitro

we want out friend teddy to give us discord nitro for free
awesomenes251: teddy give us free nitro
teddy: no
by pp poo poo ea sports December 8, 2020
mugGet the teddy give us free nitromug.

Teddy-bat

An emo kid so cute you want to hug it. Yet so repulsive you want to vomit on it.
Look at that teddy-bat's mustard colored hair.

Sarah: will you get me a teddy-bat for Christmas?

Mommy: As long as you clean up its poo.
by Who am I again? November 4, 2008
mugGet the Teddy-batmug.

Teddy

A man who can fuckin loose his shit when he hears the word Teddybear. Also really handsome. Also may suck and Science and Math.
“Hi Teddybear
STOP!”
by billybobjoe2 October 23, 2019
mugGet the Teddymug.

Teddy Swigert

A person who constantly plays gorilla tag and likes jazz
Person 1: “damn bro your being a real teddy Swigert”
Person 2: “for real
by Eggcumsock June 24, 2021
mugGet the Teddy Swigertmug.

Psycho Teddy

An 2007 song made by Dion Howell, Michael "Fingaz" Migusha and Sony Music Entertainment, it was provided as an ringtone thanks to Jamster and DaDa Mobile, in 2008 he got revamped as DJ Teddy Z due to controversies.
I hear Psycho Teddy every day in my big speaker.
by SunnyXd__ December 15, 2023
mugGet the Psycho Teddymug.

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