The definition of Ryan Short. Has a tendency to be a bitch, and is rapidly accused of lathering up with vagisil. Can be a bit sarcastic, but ultimately loves loose women.
by nignog2123 November 3, 2014
Get the tiddly twat mug.Tiddlywinks is an indoor game played by men played on the floor or a bed. Players stroke their shafts until climax, thereby propelling semen, called "winks", into the air. The offensive objective of the game is to score points by sending their own winks into the "pot", the other players mouth. The defensive objective of the game is to prevent your opponents from potting their winks by "squopping" them: shooting your own winks to land on top of your opponents' winks. As part of strategic gameplay, players often attempt to squop their opponents' winks and develop, maintain large mouthfuls of winks.
John and I played a great game of tiddlywinks last night, I potted so much of my winks in him.
Tim loves playing tiddlywinks.
Tim loves playing tiddlywinks.
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To be fucked right out of your mind to the point where you have that glint in your eye that says "I am TOTALLY FUCKED!"
Originated in Kingston,ON, Canada.
Originated in Kingston,ON, Canada.
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Also one of half of Teh Amazing Binary Ninjas and radical Flag lovers of the sexycutie4u2c o0o0o0oh lovemonkey fanclub.
AKA MidgetJens, JenJen and leader of the squealing universe.
thanking you for your praises
bap =D
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by tiddlyjen # 1 December 28, 2008
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1) A person (suffering from constipation) who uses coffee stir stick or a bar swizzle stick to loosen the impacted substance.
2) A person who uses who uses coffee stir stick or a bar swizzle stick to pry loosen a troublesome pifflenut.
3) A person who has a fetish for the tilde ~ twiddle stick and like things such as cofee stir sticks and bar swizzle sticks.
1) A person (suffering from constipation) who uses coffee stir stick or a bar swizzle stick to loosen the impacted substance.
2) A person who uses who uses coffee stir stick or a bar swizzle stick to pry loosen a troublesome pifflenut.
3) A person who has a fetish for the tilde ~ twiddle stick and like things such as cofee stir sticks and bar swizzle sticks.
Example:
At coffee counter...
Eww...these stir sticks looks like some twiddle pooper has used them.
In a psychoanalysis group...
Patient 1 walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.
Psychiatrist: Well...I can clearly see your nuts.
PATIENT 1: Complaining of constipation, walks purposely to the coffee counter, picks up some stir sticks and heads for the bathroom.
PATIENT 2: Look at that crazy twiddlepooper!
At coffee counter...
Eww...these stir sticks looks like some twiddle pooper has used them.
In a psychoanalysis group...
Patient 1 walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.
Psychiatrist: Well...I can clearly see your nuts.
PATIENT 1: Complaining of constipation, walks purposely to the coffee counter, picks up some stir sticks and heads for the bathroom.
PATIENT 2: Look at that crazy twiddlepooper!
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Get the [tidley] mug.The act of rubbing a woman's clitoris. There are numerous Nord Twiddling techniques. Twiddling the Nord (clit) comes from the work Twiddle that means to rub your index finger and thumb together in a circular motion with slight pressure causing heat.
Hey man, Jenny loves to have her Nord Twiddled. Oh really, I did not realize that you were such an expert Nord Twiddler. Yes, she loves for me to Twiddle the Nord.
by allnightdiver July 2, 2009
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