thunder punched cunt

When you smash the gash of a girl so hard she feels like she's been king-hit in the box.

She wandered around the house nursing her thunder punched cunt when Craig left.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Thunderass Siren

What Mason McMahon called Minneapolis before riding his tractor to record the thunderbolt siren

Now were gonna go film... the thu- the thunderass siren *vrrrooooom bitchhhh*

by bigbootybitches655 September 14, 2020

ThunderClan

Thunderclan is one of the 5 clans by the lake in the series Warriors by Erin Hunter. Most of the Protagonists in the books come from Thunderclan. It's most well known leader is Firestar, who came to the clan as a kittypet while Bluestar was the leader. He fulfilled the prophecy that Fire will save the clan. Thunderclan warriors are most skilled in hunting on the forest floor. They dislike getting their fur wet, unlike Riverclan.

Firestar is the greatest leader of Thunderclan to live, although Bramblestar was a great successor.

by dumb mewtwo January 4, 2021

Downtown Thunder Brown

Farting as hard and loudly as you can in public. Often this results in a shart. The fart must reach at least 60 decibels of audio measurement.

Oh, baby! Yeah! Give me that Downtown Thunder Brown! *insert generic loud fart noise and squish effect*

by cchristopherson April 2, 2010

hammering thunder sperm

A hammering thunder sperm is:

1) A group of men or women sperming at the same time and screaming at the top of there lungs

Danielle: Ok guys im ready for the hammering thunder sperm HIT ME

Group of men: OH YEAH, IN THE EYE, ITS EVERYWHERE. shit i killed my dog, Get the mop

by Sperm Hammer August 18, 2011

country thunder clap

The sound of your cousin's balls slapping against your body.

It was during the family camping trip of '94; I was in a deep sleep when I was startled by the vibrating ricochet of a REAL country thunder clap.

by cilantrodick March 22, 2016

furniture thunder

When your upstairs neighbors are rearranging their furniture at random times throughout the day, so it sounds like thunder. Sometimes people actually mistake furniture thunder, for real thunder itself.

Honey, is there a thunderstorm outside?

No, it's just furniture thunder from Eric upstairs.

by Medicus007 September 23, 2016