therapussy

the one bit of pussy that one who is so inclined must supposedly acquire when going insane from lack of pussy, to make them sane again.

the boy needs therapussy.

by eugene romi October 24, 2006

Respiratory Therapist

AKA The hospitals bitch.

Respiratory Therapist are highly specialized members of a patient's healthcare team that diagnose and treat respiratory disease and disorders.

Respiratory Therapist are usually thought to be idiots who are only needed supply oxygen christmas tree nipples and administer Albuterol to patients who choked on their breakfast oatmeal. They are only thought to be knowledgeable when RNs have exhausted all ideas to help patients or when shit his the fan.
The best skill Respiratory Therapist possess is the ability to put SPO2 probes back on patients fingers when RNs report that they cannot get a reading.

Ms. Johnson keeps ringing the call bell because she is anxious, let me call the respiratory therapist in there for an albuterol treatment so I can finish my lunch.

by Stabn722 March 14, 2017

therapist

a close friend whom you talk to about your problems.

Melissa is my therapist.

by Michael Duy January 11, 2004

therapy

everyone here needs an extreme amount of it
if you say you don’t
you do
i can see you.

let’s all go to therapy together :D

by ESHDhanaura January 31, 2022

bee sting therapy

a method of therapy in which bee venom is used to treat a variety of diseases such as arthritis and rheumatism. Live bees are placed on the body of a patient and made to sting the specific parts, called trigger or acupuncture points, of their body. This method of treatment is said to be hard-hitting against bone and joint diseases. However, it could be fatal.

Bee sting therapy is not a scientifically proven method of treatment.

by uttam maharjan March 28, 2010

occupational therapy

A term used by the Occupational Therapy Profession which confuses the masses, but means: the facilitation of and application of volitional activity to promote wellbeing. Perhaps it should be re-named volitional activity therapy.

1. Going on holiday to have a break because you have been working too hard.

2. Helping somebody who has experienced an injury or illness find new ways to carry out activities that he or she wishes to, that he or she would otherwise have difficulties with due to the effects of the injury or illness.

3. Choosing a vocation that increases your sense of self-worth.

4. Creative activities that give one a sense of pleasure or achievement which contribute to ones wellbeing.

by Venth May 2, 2005

Group Therapy

A gathering of three or more Lifetime friends.

I can barely hear you over the sobbing din of Group Therapy at the next table.

by Madame Sosostris June 30, 2006