A male who likes every picture, status and tweet a female posts religiously desperate beggy rapeysloth
"Becky I've ignored the last 10 messages he's sent, so now he's liking all my pictures...the boys thirstyyy""
by Becki with the good hair October 26, 2019

A Thirsty Hoe is someone who aggressively pursues sex and wealth, often disregarding meaningful relationships and personal integrity. They're known for their relentless chase of instant gratification, moving swiftly from one target to the next without a backward glance.
As soon as he got a glimpse of the celebrity lifestyle, he turned into a thirsty hoe, forgetting all his old friends and values.
by Saikonaut December 21, 2023

Person 1: “Ooo that man is fine! He’s such a gilf.”
Later that day
Person 2 to Person 3: “Person 1 is such a thirsty bitch! We saw Old Man Jenkins and she about passed out!”
Person 3 to Person 2: “Damn, she really is thirsty!”
Later that day
Person 2 to Person 3: “Person 1 is such a thirsty bitch! We saw Old Man Jenkins and she about passed out!”
Person 3 to Person 2: “Damn, she really is thirsty!”
by Leonora_Medici December 1, 2022

by hiphopthehibby January 17, 2017

by rottenhana November 22, 2011

1. Find a vehicle with a sunroof
2. Lay on top of car face down with sunroof open
3. Have your very flexible significant other suck the cream out of your pecker like a very dehydrated hamster
2. Lay on top of car face down with sunroof open
3. Have your very flexible significant other suck the cream out of your pecker like a very dehydrated hamster
Hey bob I was hanging out with Becky last night and she gave Varner the new thirsty hamster cock milking yoga exercise.
by JOE THE GOAT March 1, 2024
