When someone sits naked with their dick out in a sunroof and the person in the car acts as if they haven’t drank in months
Bob “Hey man, wanna lay over my sunroof with your dick out?”
Joe “Of course, I feel like a thirsty hamster!”
Joe “Of course, I feel like a thirsty hamster!”
by Ye Mums a fat Whore May 2, 2024

We are going to try 90s Trivia Night again due to low attendance the last time (and now with more advance notice)! Feel free to bring a tea (or whatever beverage) and a snack. It should be a relaxing discussion of 90s fads and music.
See definition of thirsty
by CodePink1969 March 17, 2021

by Jay.jay88 August 9, 2021

Guy 1 “I’m thirsty”
Guy 2 “bruh what”
Guy 3 “no homo dude”
Guy 1 “I just wanna drink water what Are y’all talking about”
Guy 2 “bruh what”
Guy 3 “no homo dude”
Guy 1 “I just wanna drink water what Are y’all talking about”
by BreKfastburr33 June 1, 2020

When a man lays face down on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and has his partner inside the car preform fellatio through said sunroof like a thirsty hamster at a water bottle
by BlueRanga84 April 25, 2024

An overly eager and vulgar woman seeking a younger, more supple partner. Use it to replace the term Cougar.
by FranAnnPan January 10, 2021

ashton irwin let me eat that ass like a
fucking sausage mcgrittle with extra
maple syrup id tear that shit up i'd say
some SLORMP on that BITCH you feel
me? your knees could be the apple pie on
the side id munch munch that shit and
wash it down with a cold glass of my tears
fucking sausage mcgrittle with extra
maple syrup id tear that shit up i'd say
some SLORMP on that BITCH you feel
me? your knees could be the apple pie on
the side id munch munch that shit and
wash it down with a cold glass of my tears
Tweet: ashton irwin let me eat that ass like a
fucking sausage mcgrittle with extra
maple syrup id tear that shit up i'd say
some SLORMP on that BITCH you feel
me? your knees could be the apple pie on
the side id munch munch that shit and
wash it down with a cold glass of my tears
Calum: That is the definition of thirsty..
fucking sausage mcgrittle with extra
maple syrup id tear that shit up i'd say
some SLORMP on that BITCH you feel
me? your knees could be the apple pie on
the side id munch munch that shit and
wash it down with a cold glass of my tears
Calum: That is the definition of thirsty..
by Ima female dumb dumb September 26, 2022
