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Monkey testicles

by F3rdy June 8, 2023
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Third Testicle

The act of folding up a flaccid penis into a bun. BOOM the mystical third testicle. Try it after sex or jerking if.
Sally: "So what did you do next?"
Kim: " Well he/noodled me, so I explored the third testicle.”
Sally : "No way that's scandalous!"
Kim : "Dude if you want to weird a guy out just do it."
by AliceTheKink November 1, 2015
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Turbulent Testicles

Something you say after scoring a baddie
Chris: “Turbulent testicles!”
Avery: “Aw, thanks baby”
by Bread boiii September 2, 2025
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Screaming cat's testicles

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag
by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018
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shrinking testicles

long term affect of drinking alcohol
Angela asked in class how testicles could shrinking AKA shrinking testicles
by XtremeSlayer529 October 23, 2013
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Testicle(s)

Ouchess, Ballus - Or better known as known as Testicle(s), are orb like objects that dangle in a sack attached to a man’s scrotum. The size of the testicle(s), is measured by how a man lives out his life (the braver man, the larger the testicles), and so on. These testicles, however, are also a man’s weakest point, as they cannot be covered up by muscle, and thus, are very susceptible to a woman’s high heels.
Note: They are also referred to as “Balls”
1. P1 “yo, I just messed a guy up so hard, he ain’t gonna be walking for days.”

P2 “Aye, you got the biggest balls.”

2. P1 “She kicked me right in the balls.”

3. P1 “I’m sorry to inform you sir, there’s no easy way to put this…”

P2 “So what’s the problem doctor?”

P1 “You have stage four testicular cancer.”

P1 “Fuck.”

4. “Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”

5. “A man licking another man’s testicle(s) is gay.”
by EtheraelRetribution September 14, 2021
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Testicle parasite

He is a testicle parasite. He always ask us to pay for his drinks.
by Daddy Dong January 23, 2011
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