hoodie weenie

That section at the bottom of a zip-up hoodie that pokes up when you're sitting down as if it were a boner.

Do you have a boner? No, my hoodie weenie just won't stay down.

by 12!07 January 20, 2014

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Wiper Weenie

n. A person who sets their windshield wipers disproportionately fast for the amount of rain coming down

It’s barely raining, quit being a wiper weenie and switch to intermittent.

by HerbErtlinger November 14, 2020

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it's gabe's hotdog, on a bun, with cheese, and macaroni

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"Your weenie cap is looking handsome today, Sven."

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When having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, when she turns around thinking your done,cum on her face.

I was like a magican and pulled a Houdini weenie as a trick.

by The Amazing Pudges November 18, 2003

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The illusion of an erection caused by the fold or bunch in his jeans.

Brian knew he was safe from touching Justin's penis as he was only tapping his jeanie weenie.

by Gilmore's Uncle April 03, 2010

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the person who randomly strokes your elbow, catching you off guard and feeling a bit molested.

Geez Mark! Don't be such a weenis creeper!

by Sprattikus March 30, 2011

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