The Vampire's Assistant

An extremely kick-ass movie which is much better and more accurate on vampires than Twilight.

If you saw The Vampire's Assistant, then you have seen the best movie ever!

by DarkAngelOfIllusion October 26, 2009

Lesbian Vampire

A lesbian women who enjoys eating out another women particularly when they are on their period.

Susie: Are you menstruating?

Veronica: Hellz yes I am, would you like to eat me out?
Susie: Fuck ya! I am a Lesbian Vampire!

by German Whore June 07, 2009

Hungry vampire

Eating out a girl when she is on her period.

"I vant your blood! Can I eat you...out? I want to be your hungry vampire"

by Edward Cummin' August 10, 2008

Heat Vampire

A person with an abnormally cold touch that drains the heat from whatever they touch.

I am a Heat Vampire. I am not allowed to hold anyone's coffee for them because I drain the heat from them, and my hands are still cold after.

by Roxas187 June 14, 2012

BBC Vampire

A pawgwho lives for the dick. She can make any bbc her own and she wants them all. She gets sloppy and can deep throat like no other and drain a bbc in record time, all while gazing up at you with her seductive blue eyes.

Yo, that BBC Vampire is the truth!!

by The Pawg August 17, 2019

Vampire mayo

Jizz, spooge,meat gravy

Tommy ejaculated his Vampire mayo in bris hair.while she was sobbing his meat sword

by Swampdonkee77 July 18, 2021

Vampire Tanning

the foolish act of laying out at night. Can lead to maximum whiteness.

Sally decided to go vampire tanning at 11 PM last night. She laid on a blanket in the driveway and asked me to get her a pillow.

by LUchica14 May 30, 2011