by Cornholepieballs December 11, 2022

When two +300 lbs Caucasian men engage in sexual intercourse then proceed to climax simultaneously on to their bellies and finally bond together to form a glorious mess.
Bill: I just heard Ralph and Keith did a Texas Twinkie to one another!
Tom: I can go for a Texas Twinkie myself...
Tom: I can go for a Texas Twinkie myself...
by Mercflow September 7, 2022

by yoink master October 30, 2021

by Word Madman October 30, 2021

SOMETHING SOMEONE PROVERBIALLY FALLS INTO AND EATS THEIR WAY OUT. ANOTHER WAY OF CALLING SOMEONE CHUBBY OR ROTUND.
Wow!!! Bob sure is a lot chubbier than I remember. He must have fallen into a Twinkie Patch or something.
by cribdeath21 May 2, 2014

A smooshed twinkie(verb) is the action of ejaculating inside of a woman and immediately after, kneeing her in the the clit.
Dude1: How was your weekend?
Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.
Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.
by SugmaFartz69 May 14, 2023

The term used for a guy who likes to peep other guys packages but pretends he's a Derick and dates girls.
Or a multipurpose term for anyone you don't like.
Or a term of endearment for your closest friends.
Or what you call your Professor behind his back.
Or a multipurpose term for anyone you don't like.
Or a term of endearment for your closest friends.
Or what you call your Professor behind his back.
by Booty signer April 11, 2011
