Better to be strong than wear a thong

Better to be a weightlifter or powerlifter than a bodybuilder. Better to be able to lift heavy weights and have functional strength, instead of prancing around on stage, oiled up, wearing a thong.

Weightlifter 1: Look at that guy. He's so huge and ripped!
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.

by GainTrain June 1, 2014

luca thong

what a major loser… inlove with maria.

luca thong : i’m so cool

maria : what a loser

by b00bs69 April 24, 2022

Thong

1. A sexy piece of undergarment or panty which girls wear that shows lots of ass and covers up the vaginal area like a covid mask. Also a stringy panty where you can put a dollar in the band when tipping a stripper at the club.
2. A two piece rubber sandal with a horn near the biggest toe that usually irritates the females foot when walking in them all day long causing irritation fungus and hammer time to their feet.
3. The best covid face mask available that you can make yourself.

Ronnie: damn man dem thongs on that girl like n-n-nasty!!!

Brian: yeah man

Brad: hey look at those thongs did to that girls foot
Yen: I bet it hurts and is irritating

Amb: my boyfriend is gonna be so happy!!
Shellie: why?
Amb: I made him the sexiest Thong to wear to work !!

by Western Tunesmith February 8, 2021

Tit Thong

n. A variance of a bra that is comprised solely of thin straps that surround, but do not cover the breasts (or tits).

While I didn't see a practical application for it, the TIT THONG is incredibly sexy when worn.

by Max Steam October 7, 2020

training thong

a pair of underwear that covers only a little bit of cheek, exposing most of the butt, but without being a full thong. used for when people want to get new victoria secret underwear without having their mothers question it.

“I got underwear from VS but it barely covers anything, it’s a training thong.”

by abcdefgiloveyou November 29, 2021

Jean Thong

(noun) - When a girl cuts her pants so short to the point that you can see part of her ass and it's practically underwear.

Dude, did you see Jenifer? She's got the best jean thong on the block!

by derka derka derka derka jihad March 6, 2015

Thong Stain

Forget flying by the seat of your pants. Try flying by the stain of your thong!

"He came into your apartment. He left the Thong Stains on the carpet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 13, 2023