Stoner weekend is usually done by high school and college students and involves 2-3 days of waking up at 11:30 and the smoking of marijuana,while texting and or watching television (usually mtv)
by lagosvibes January 25, 2011
Get the Stoner weekendmug. Only the most elite members of society, who can be identified by their clear love for weed. The people who come to school or work looking high as fuck, like they just woke up from a year long coma.
Jim: Ayo Matt, look at Mason over there looking high AF. Ms Nelson boutta take his ass to the principal.
Matt: Nah, don't worry Jimbo, he's Stoner Crew, he can take care of himself just fine.
Matt: Nah, don't worry Jimbo, he's Stoner Crew, he can take care of himself just fine.
by Strudelgod2001 September 7, 2020
Get the Stoner Crewmug. The act of all of the stoners huddling together to keep warm during the winter while they smoke outside the school yard.
by I am seriously bored right now October 17, 2012
Get the Stoner Penguinmug. The process of shuffling playing cards(i.e. UNO cards) by dealing the cards into four piles and then combing all four piles of cards. This is the easiest way to shuffle while under the influence of some mary jane, but it is effective in all situations.
Person 1: "I'm too f**cked up to shuffle these cards!"
Person 2: "Just do the stoner shuffle, they'll be shuffled in no time!"
Person 2: "Just do the stoner shuffle, they'll be shuffled in no time!"
by NewYorkHippy September 30, 2015
Get the stoner shufflemug. The act of passing marijuana or money during a handshake between a dealer and buyer to make the drug deal inconspicuous.
by treythetruth13 September 30, 2010
Get the Stoner Handshakemug. Making rediculous catches,correctly predicting future events,and all around amazing good luck. it IS the stoner magic
by 420ronpaul420 November 28, 2009
Get the stoner magicmug. Stoner Thanksgiving is a holiday for every stoner that should be celebrated.
STEPS:
1) You wake and bake and then go eat at your favorite place.
2) Before lunch you get baked again and then go eat at the same place.
3) Before dinner you once again get baked and then go back to where you have eaten twice before.
STEPS:
1) You wake and bake and then go eat at your favorite place.
2) Before lunch you get baked again and then go eat at the same place.
3) Before dinner you once again get baked and then go back to where you have eaten twice before.
by Dankey McBankey November 21, 2006
Get the Stoner Thanksgivingmug.