shark aids

an all-emcompassing term for unidentified ailments.
My throat is killing me, but the doctor says it's not strep. Must be shark aids.

I have this rash, but I looked online and I can't figure out what it is.
Dude, you have shark aids.

WTF. I'm shitting blood.
Dude, you have shark aids.
by Team Awesome, Captain September 22, 2010
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Shark Biter

One who isn't original. Constantly biting the swag of other people to an extent greater than a normal biter.
All these marks in the rap game are just wu-tang clan shark biters.
by lord jansport September 23, 2008
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Shark Bitch

A successful, educated, independent woman that is on the hunt on the dating scene and only dates affluent, successful men.

Sharks are very selective when choosing their prey.

When necessary, she uses her intellect and sex appeal to seduce men with big wallets and even bigger egos and waits patiently to destroy him.

Usually raised in the ghetto or an urban area.

In the ghetto hierarchy, the shark bitch is at the top of the food chain, followed by the "around the way girl" followed by the "hood rat."

Shark bitches retain their street smarts and know how to hustle, they are extremely intellectual and able to blend in with their environment.

They are prone to transform into cougars later in life.

Do not attempt to piss off a shark bitch, if she is near sharp objects, she will cut you!
My hero, Ivana Trump, is the perfect example of a shark bitch, when she first married Donald Trump.

Jennifer Lopez is also a good example.
by SharkBitch August 30, 2009
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loan shark

A person from whom an informal, unregulated, short term loan can be acquired... Usually at usurious interest and with at least the presumption of physical danger to the borrower in the case of default.

The name comes from the ruthless and violent popular image of sharks, and basically assumes the lender hasconnections with organized crime.

Can also sometimes be applied to one who always seems just a bit too mercenary in thier "assistance" of friends.
My uncle was sick for two weeks, and missed a co-op payment. Now he has to get money from a loan shark, or he's on the street.

Bobby said he wouldn't give me a ride to work unless I gave him $15 for gas... What a loan shark.
by Honor July 24, 2004
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Japanese Sharking

The action made popular in Japan, in which one person holds a hidden camera and another, usually masked, coordinate to; 1) pull an unsuspecting woman's shirt down exposing their breast or; 2) lift an unsuspecting woman's skirt and pulls down their underwear in a public place with the sole purpose to film and embarrass the women.
A man runs up to a woman in the street and rips down her shirt while his friend films the Japanese Sharking.
by Draven99984 July 18, 2008
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Left Shark

To have absolutely no idea what you are doing/supposed to do.
Billy said he felt like a left shark while playing Blackjack with friends.
by Verthaa February 07, 2015
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Left Shark

A person that dances awkwardly and slightly out of time in an endearing way - like the shark to the left of Katy Perry in her Superbowl XLIX (2015) half-time show.
My dad's not much of a dancer...he sort of shuffles about at the side...he's a left shark kind of guy.
by SausageFTW February 02, 2015
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