Seattle Mariners Fan

I have a bad attitude, talks back to my parents, chooses to disobey, very disrespectful and sarcastic, rude to my friends, love saying bad words and the list goes on. As a Mariners fan, this is who I am.

Did you see the World Series Texas Rangers spank those Seattle Mariners Fan?

by IamAWorldSeriesChamp2023 March 28, 2024

Seattle Freak Star

A freaky Femboy from Seattle, who had highlights in his hair.

Oh, dude, look, that guy is a certified Seattle Freak Star.

by dieharden April 28, 2024

Seattle Gummy

Being high during a threesome, cumming in a girls mouth, it comes out the nose, and another girl eats the cummy (gummy).

I was with these 2 bitches and one ate my Seattle Gummy

by Nater January 21, 2023

Seattle shot glass

The act of urinating into into a gaping butthole and then sucking it out

Bro Conner told me he gave Jenna i Seattle shot glass at the party last Friday

by Roxxii March 27, 2022

Seattle See-Saw

Two women are sitting on a man lying on the bed. One woman is sitting on his face, and the other is on his lower body. They move up and down like a seesaw.

OMG Kate - doing the Seattle See-Saw was so fun!
I can’t believe Karl let us hit the Seattle See-Saw on him last night

by Mousey Deeghan April 2, 2024

seattle yodel

While licking someone's ass, one starts yodeling.

"Yo! Wanna Seattle Yodel the shit outta me?"

by Johnson Bisnaga August 21, 2019

Seattle Seahawks

They suck. What else is there to say?

49er fan #1: Did you see the 49ers vs. Seahawks game the other day??
49er fan #2: Yeah I was there and the Seattle Seahawks got their asses kicked, haha!

49er fan #1: Yeah!!! Fuck the Seahawks!
49er fan #2: Now let's destroy the Cowgirls!!

by jay gee January 19, 2023