Discreetly fondling someone seated next to you. Typically, the fondlers think no one notices what is going on. You can serve a lap salad to someone or have two people share the lap salad together.
I can’t believe the two of them were sharing a lap salad right at the bar!
She’s always giving lap salads.
She’s always giving lap salads.
by Salty fish November 5, 2017
Get the lap saladmug. Marijuana that is smoked just before a meal in order to enhance the experience of eating, as if it were part of the meal.
Riley: Hey man, you ready to go out to dinner?
Tommy: Hold up, let's have a starter salad.
Riley: Alright, I'm D.
Tommy: Hold up, let's have a starter salad.
Riley: Alright, I'm D.
by Criler September 1, 2009
Get the starter saladmug. by saltandvinibba January 13, 2018
Get the Salad Headmug. Where many people get together and put a bunch of prescription drugs together (usually in a barrel or large container of some sort), mix them around, and grab handfuls of drugs and take whatever they can get.
Man, last night at the Travi$ Scott concert, there was a salad party in the pit. It's such a dumb idea, I don't know how nobody got hurt or sick.
by PoonSlayer20 June 12, 2017
Get the Salad Partymug. An act where marijuana is placed in a girls butthole and the partner lights the marijuana and smokes it through the girls vagina.
by golf88 December 18, 2016
Get the Colombian Saladmug. by bomberboi March 14, 2019
Get the potato saladmug. 1. The epitome of healthy masculinity.
2. A man whose ancestors slayed dragons.
3. A classy, smart and respectful dude.
2. A man whose ancestors slayed dragons.
3. A classy, smart and respectful dude.
by salad_king June 24, 2021
Get the Salad manmug.