1. When you are furiously masturbating in front of your girl friend a little blob of cum jumps out of your cock before the main stream does and splatters on her face or flat tummy!
2. Space craft built in a time before the dinosuars. Called the Volvo of space because it is like one big block.
2. Space craft built in a time before the dinosuars. Called the Volvo of space because it is like one big block.
1. Oh GOD! I'm so horny but no matter how much I wank I can't get off. Just this lil puddle jumper.
2. can I borrow the keys to GateShipOne, I getting a TURKEY SANDWICH 9he he I'm not funny) from Wal-Mart
2. can I borrow the keys to GateShipOne, I getting a TURKEY SANDWICH 9he he I'm not funny) from Wal-Mart
by SG1pussyfuckerEXTRODINAIRE December 11, 2004
while you are getting head, your partner chokes on your massive dick and gets their mouth juices all over your balls creating puddle balls.
by Even Bigger Cat September 22, 2010
by Ayunson May 23, 2007
by brock star May 04, 2005
by Shamous69 June 07, 2005
Its when you are having sex with a chick and she is riding you reverse cowgirl and shits on you with explosive diarrhea and it puddles in and around your belly button.
Dude, this whore I picked up on 82nd gave me an Oregon Mud Puddle so I made her give me a rusty trombone!
by BMOH April 05, 2009
-one who jumps in and out of puddles shouting 'i'll find ye treasure matey!'
-a man who 'gets around' (male prostitute), and during his orgasm screams 'Arrrgghhh, thereeeee she blows!'; The puddles symbolize a woman's vagina, and the pirate represents the horny man.
-a man who 'gets around' (male prostitute), and during his orgasm screams 'Arrrgghhh, thereeeee she blows!'; The puddles symbolize a woman's vagina, and the pirate represents the horny man.
Carly said she met this really nice Puddle Pirate down in the kittery, and he was free for the night. I bet she's going to have a wicked night.
by richie sims March 18, 2008