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Poon Claw

An extremely agressive vagina that is only activated while riding out a severe dry spell.

Synonymous with a starving bearver.

Carried out through the act of "raking"
Goin out raking with my girls tonight, gonna flex my poon claw .
by Purplebeanmachine May 31, 2018
mugGet the Poon Clawmug.

Poon Suaza

The most bad ass word ever created. Poon Suaza can mean anything you want. it all depends on how it is said. Poon Suaza can mean soming awesome or if you say it right It can mean somthing negitive. use it wisely. now get out there and poon suaza the world to hell!
Positive: So I saw this babe and she was the most poon suaza thing my ass has seen all day!

Negative: Thanks for the help you poon suaza looking bitch!
by Tad H. December 9, 2008
mugGet the Poon Suazamug.

Poon towel

A towel used exclusively by a female for cleaning her poon
(her) Hey, I keep my poon towel next to the bidet. Make sure you don't use it wipe your face.

That towel smells funny, it must be her poon towel.
by xmentalbenx August 21, 2020
mugGet the Poon towelmug.

Prison Poon

When big Frank from the ends gets locked and dicks down all the girls on her wing.
Big Frank went to Brinny and got that prison poon
by Duke of Dartford February 9, 2021
mugGet the Prison Poonmug.

poon ass

Adj; a dumb retard who thinks they are the shit but in reality they are the biggest pussy ever. no one really likes them and they truly have no friends
trey: yo u wanna go chill witt chris royalty??
Dom: naw ma nigga he a poon ass
by b nastii July 31, 2009
mugGet the poon assmug.

hairy poon

1. a poon which is hairy
2. a vagina which is unshaven
3. a tight vagina

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While not enjoyed by alot of people, the hairy poon is often a sign of virginity and innocence. Younger girls do not shave their poon because they have not been pressured into doing so by a boyfriend or other friends. The Hairy Poon is often tighter than the shaved poon, therefore offering a better ride
Meg's hairy poon was the best ride you will ever have
by Poonspert May 10, 2004
mugGet the hairy poonmug.

poon-punch

when you punch a bitch in the vagina
dat bitch was up in my face so i gave her a well deserved poon-punch
by Corey Light October 7, 2006
mugGet the poon-punchmug.

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