mush guy

A person who is insanely good at something but isn't know at all

This rando is a total mush guy! I lost 5 ranked matches against him!

by LordOfDaBombs December 28, 2023

Mush

A Word for Friend or Mate mostly used in a place called Bradford.

Man 1: Oi Mush
Man 2: Hello Mush

by pyshtetic May 21, 2022

dick mush

Someone who is similar to bag of dicks, but much worse. The dicks have soaked so long in their own douche juices that they still look likes dicks but the minute they are around other people they collapse into the most unpleasant person you have ever met.

Man, Derek has been a bag of dicks for so long he's now a bag of dick mush.

by hobiwan February 18, 2014

mush

A Man Crush

The guy at the coffee shop has a mush on Jeff.

by Mtopo May 11, 2009

Mush

5'0 105 Pound Degenerate Gambler. Drives over the speed limit almost always, and has not hit a bet since the Eagles won the Super Bowl.

Hey Mush, how much did you loose this weekend?

by cmatttt October 12, 2021

mushe

Meaning mans sperm. Came from a rushed shorthand of the word mushroom.
You have a little mushe on your face.
by Jose April 6, 2005

mushe you mushed

by on need to know bases August 10, 2022

Mushing Softies

When two penises are pressed together to form a clay like structure. Can be achieved either vertically or horizontally. Popular in the middle eastern country of Kuwait according to whisper.

We took our pants down and we’re mushing softies until he got hard, bro, I’m not gay bro.

by Friendlyjunkie May 10, 2018