euans mum

henry and brendan - would you like to go upstairs with euans mum
by hewpro October 04, 2021
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mum’s best

When one will travel to the deep depths of the earth for her buns. If the buns aint mum’s best it’s not going in my mouth.

Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns on the counter.
Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns rather than mum’s best on the counter.
by Bun Police August 26, 2022
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Robbie’s Mum

Robbie’s mum is a junkie reprobate that cuts about behind the nisa locals and the jet garages all over Scotland. She loves selling her body for pills and syringes, Robbie’s gran is also Swiss cheese.
Oh my god it’s robbie’s mum!!
She smells like scrumpy jacks, kensitas clubs and herpes!!!! Help!!!
by Cumbum12 April 18, 2023
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Ur mum

Your mum

Your mother the person who gave birth to you
10 year old kid: DUDE I FUCKED UR MUM LAST NIGHT IT WAS AWESOME
by I_d_f_k_b_t_c April 06, 2023
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Ur mum

The person who shoved you outa her pussy so that you could live. Thanks mom.
by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019
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ur mum

"me and ur mum"
by Tables man March 23, 2022
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Ur mum

Ur mum is the absolute best, original, wittiest, and well thought out insult known to man.
Guy 1- Stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar

Guy 2- I'm doing ur mum
by Lil faggoty fag June 10, 2022
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