Mexican Motorboat

When one sexual partner adds salt to their respective partner's nipples, places a shot of quality tequila between the nipples, and puts a wedge of lime in their partners mouth. The 1st sexual partner then proceeds to lick the salt off of each nipple, take the shot of tequila, and suck the lime without using any hands.

Ted: Jill, you know I love you and I've always cared about you.
Jill: You know I feel the same way about you. *She blushes and covers her face*

Ted: *Ted exhales as he musters up the courage* Babe I can’t imagine doing this with anyone but you. I want you to be my first.
Jill: Your first what?
Ted: Mexican motorboat. *As he pours a shot of Jose Cuervo*

by Big Dick Swag January 14, 2015

Mexican distributor

When someone vomits after too much tequila.

Billy became a mexican distributor last night after that last shot of tequila.

by Jizzle Jammer December 29, 2010

mexican brunch

A brunch in which you may not play footsie with fellow patrons.

Hey! This is a Mexican Brunch, we don’t play footsie here!

by Bcpseudonym August 2, 2020

Mexican Funnel

When a man gets hot sauce poured down his gaped anus. Simultaneously getting wanked until completion. After completion the mans partner drinks the hot sauce out of his gaped anus.

Annie went home after work and performed a Mexican Funnel on her husband

by Suk my dim sum September 20, 2021

Mexican Standoff

It refers to a no-win/no-lose situation. It does not require three participants; two is enough.

There's a 19th Century story in Mexico that illustrates the Mexican Standoff very well. Two horse carriages going in the opposite direction entered a narrow street and met halfway through. Neither could move forward, and each insisted that the other back his horse carriage up. Each sent servants for foor and water, and both stayed firm for several days, until the authorities made both of them back up.

by Robert H94121 September 7, 2007

Mexican Time

About an hour and 23 minutes after the designated time.

The best excuse to use after being late, especially for a date.

Josh: Where the hell were you?!
Tony: What do you mean, I made it on time.
Josh: It's like 9! You were supposed to be here an hour and a half ago!
Tony: I meant Mexican Time...

by BboyBokChoi January 17, 2010

Mexican Typhoon

The act of inserting a burrito in a friend's butthole, and then simultaneously clapping his cheeks together, breaking the burrito in his anus

"Dude, lets go mexican Typhoon Matt."
"Yeah, hes asking for one"

by Matt 'the mega' Wang March 24, 2010